2025-05-31 AEW Collision - REVIEW
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2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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STORYLINES:
(1) Claudio Castagnoli & Mascara Dorada qualify for International title 4 Way at Fyter Fest against Kenny Omega & Brodie King…
👉Subplots:
(B) Mascara Dorada defeats Hechicero to qualify for International title 4 Way at Fyter Fest…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: qualifying matches for a 4 way midcard title match. 😐…
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(2) Unseen footage of Swerve Strickland & Will Ospreay getting into it backstage last Wednesday after the IN RING drama…
👉Subplots:
(B) Ospreay wont give up on the idea, but it leads to a backstage fight and pull apart w/ Swerve, as Swerve ain’t having it and this frustrates Ospreay…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: i’ll say this is the only thing that i’m actually really liking in aew rn, although i admit it’s mostly because i am a mark for Hangman Page just like toni khan is. i admit overall this is relatively bad for business. ospreay was better choice, but we all know this ain’t a real business. they don’t care about making money, so toni can dream book this however he wants.
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(3) Don Callis Family (Takeshita & RPG) cheat to pick up 6 man tag win over Tomohiro Ishii & Paragon (Roderick Strong & Kyle O’Reilly)…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: Adam Cole busy today?
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(4) Anthony Bowens fails to earn title shot, losing Continental title eliminator to Kazuchika Okada…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: Anthony Bowens is dead on arrival. i’m a big fan of Continental rules but Anthony Bowens being involved made this meaningless. how sad how it turned out for the acclaimed…
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(5) Daniel Garcia to the Don Callis Family??…
👉Subplots:
(B) Don Callis critical of the way Daddy Magic motivates Daniel Garcia after his loss at Double or Nothing… offers Garcia a spot in his stable, but Garcia turns it down…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: i guess i gave this a half a point for it being a slightly thought provoking idea, but upon further thought, it seems like a bad idea. Don Callis Family really stinks rn, so it won’t help Dani, and Daniel Garcia is also cold as ice, so it won’t help anybody. i guess this is just gonna be another feud, that no one will really care about…
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(6) Disrespectful FTR now turn their attention to insulting luchadors…
👉Subplots:
(B) FTR challenge any Mexican team to future match, being they are next to the border… Atlantis Jr & Templatio answer the challenge, listen to a lot of insults, and then get into a fight that the luchadors get the best of… FTR powder…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: god, FTR talk forever. what are these guys supposed to do, just stand there and listen to them all day. i wish FTR would have noticed they were talking so much and pivoted on the fly. i didn’t enjoy this. sad to say but this whole FTR heel turn is a fail from my end. not enjoying it…
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(7) Toni Storm is there for Mina Shirakawa who is attacked by Julia Hart & Skye Blue…
👉Subplots:
(B) Julia Hart enters to beat down Shirakawa w/ Blue Post Match, but Toni Storm runs in to save her “friend”…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: well at least we got some Toni Storm and Mina… i didn’t think this was a well worked match, but i enjoyed it nonetheless…
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(8) Gates of Agony pick up tag win over two jobbers…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: wow. instead of squashing jobbers on honorclub, now they’re swuashing jobbers on collision. nice booking 🙄…
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(9) Video Package shows footage from earlier in the day w/ Max Castor collecting signatures at a VIP meet & greet for being the best wrestler alive, but doesn’t stay for pictures…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
TheMalapertSmark - 👎👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: this is getting really sad. there’s is no end goal for this. this just is what it is. bowens is more respectable, but the acclaimed is truly dead. maybe they should try to get back together. it’s the only thing i can think of for them, which is sad because as a tag team they actually had some really well worked matches…
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(10) La Facción Ingobernable vs Top Flight & AR Fox…
👉Subplots:
(B) La Facción Ingobernable’s Post Match beat down thwarted by Komander & Mike Bailey…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: decent idea for a trios match, but LFI havent been around consistently enough, and Top Flight & AR Fox just took a clean loss. that’s sad for them. they were trying to elevate Top Flight w/ the Death Riders, and this is how it turned out for them. nice….
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(11) Mark Briscoe makes challenge to the world champion after passing out to Moxley’s choke makes Briscoe’s kids doubt him…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: this could be a good idea for a match. but not like this. a throwaway promo on collision is all they get to set up mark briscoe against moxley? smh 😕…
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