2025-05-21 WWE EVOLVE - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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STORYLINES:
(1) Kylie Rae takes last spot in EVOLVE title 4 Way… Kali Armstrong & Kendal Grey feud heats up ahead of EVOLVE title match…
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Carlee Bright
👉Subplots:
(A) Swipe Right’s attempt to help Zaida Steel qualify for EVOLVE title 4-Way backfires, as they all get ejected from ringside…
(B) Kylie Rae takes advantage of last chance to get into EVOLVE title 4 Way match…
(C) Kali Armstrong / Dani Palmer feud… Kali Armstrong cuts promo on upcoming EVOLVE 4 Way title match and feud w/ Dani Palmer… Palmer responds to Kali’s words…
(D) Chantel Monroe’s b*tchiness takes attention away from Kendal Grey addressing feud w/ Kali Armstrong… Masyn Holiday thinks she is actually really a good person deep down…
Details:
Distraction & Physical Interference spot attempted by Swipe Right but are caught by the refs…
Swipe Right are ejected…
-Pre Match, before Swipe Right’s tag match, Swipe Right’s Brad Baylor, Ricky Smokes w/ Jackson Drake, Bryce Donavon, Zaida Steel, cut promos on the way to their match, still believing that Zaida Steel deserves to be in EVOLVE title 4 Way…
-Backstage, Kali Armstrong cuts promo on upcoming EVOLVE title 4 Way and Kendal Grey…
-Backstage Segment w/ Kendal Grey, Carlee Bright, Masyn Holiday, Chantel Monroe has Kendal Grey commenting on Kali Armstrong’s ego while Chantel Monroe puts her down… Masyn Holiday comments on Chantel Monroe’s sh*tty attitude…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
TheMalapertSmark - +1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: It’s kinda that Swipe Right had their hands in every storyline on this night, but this was my least favorite one, basically for the interference spot that got them kicked out being so clunky and obvious in front of the refs… ALSO, i’m not sure what’s going on w/ the Chantel Monroe / Masyn Holiday stuff. this has gotta be one of the worst ideas for an angle that i’ve seen… ONE MORE THING, it didn’t really make sense to me how Swipe Right were still angling to get Zaida Steel in the title match, when all the spots are filled! that was kinda weird, but ok…
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(2) Keanu Carver & Edris Enofé qualify for EVOLVE title 4 Way…
Participants:
👉Sublots:
(A) EVOLVE PM Stevie Turner impressed w/ Edris Enofé win over Oro Mensah, enters him into EVOLVE title 4 Way…
(B) Swipe Right want Jackson Drake in EVOLVE title 4-Way… Triple threat qualifier announced for next week against Jordan Oasis & Lince Dorado…
(C) Keanu Carver defeats Harlem Lewis to take spot in EVOLVE title 4 Way…
Details:
-Backstage Interview w/ Oro Mensah…
-Match: Oro Mensah vs Edris Enofé…
Winner: Edris Enofé…
-Post Match, RINGSIDE INTERVIEW w/ Edris Enofé…
Enter Stevie Turner, who informs Edris Enofé that he will be in the EVOLVE title 4-Way…
-Backstage Segment has Harlem Lewis cutting a promo…
-Pre Match, before Swipe Right’s tag match, Swipe Right’s Brad Baylor, Ricky Smokes w/ Jackson Drake, Bryce Donavon, Zaida Steel, cut promos on the way to their match, pushing for Jackson Drake to be entered into EVOLVE title 4-Way…
-Announcement: Jackson Drake will be in a Triple Threat play in for the EVOLVE title 4-Way against Jordan Oasis & Lince Dorado…
-Match: Keanu Carver vs Harlem Lewis…
Winner: Keanu Carver… who qualifies for EVOLVE title 4-Way, as per the stipulation…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
TheMalapertSmark - +1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: I couldn’t find anything online about it, but i’m pretty sure Harlem Lewis got hurt for really here. no way he could sell that good. he took a nasty bump on the outside and limped through the rest of the match. i’m pretty sure he powered thru, and the match was all right, but maybe not as great as it would have been… i wouldn’t say Oro Mensah taking a clean L was surprising, but it gives me a bad feeling for his WWE future. they might just use him for some jobs and send him on his way, ‘cause can’t nobody understand what he’s saying!…
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(3) Another backstage attack… last week Brinley Reese…
Participants:
👉Sublots:
(A) …this time it’s Dani Palmer…
(B) Swipe Right extremely insulting about the matter, saying no one cares about Brinley Reese or Dani Palmer…
Details:
-As Stevie Turner is ringside giving good news to Edris Enofé, she is called to the back because something happened…
-Backstage, Dani Palmer is shown attacked…
-Replay: Brinley Reese attacked last week…
-Pre Match, Swipe Right’s Brad Baylor, Ricky Smokes w/ Jackson Drake, Bryce Donavon, Zaida Steel, cut promos on the way to their match, saying no one cares about the backstage attacks because Zaida Steel is the only female worth caring about…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
TheMalapertSmark - +1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: Who is it??? Wendy Choo? Kalyx? it sorta has Kali Armstrong fingerprints on it but she’s kinda busy and focused on that title match so i don’t think so. 🤷♂️ idk. i guess we’ll see. could be someone from NXT too…. as far as the angle itself, i can’t praise it too much because they just cutting to people who have already been beat down in the back… so i’ll give it 1/2pt for the intrigue…
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(4) Swipe Right defeat Sean Legacy & Timothy Thatcher in tag action…
Participants:
Details:
-Pre Match, Swipe Right’s Brad Baylor, Ricky Smokes w/ Jackson Drake, Bryce Donavon, Zaida Steel, cut promos on the way to their match….
-Tag Match: Swipe Right (Brad Baylor, Ricky Smokes) w/ Jackson Drake, Bryce Donavon, Zaida Steel vs Sean Legacy & Timothy Thatcher…
Winners: Swipe Right…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️TheMalapertSmark: these guys were ejected earlier, and now they back out again for another match 😆…. no interference this time tho… clean win. kinda surprising… but i guess they could use a nice win, they deserve it for the personality and work they’ve put it. it won’t hurt Legacy & Thatcher too much, they already over…
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