2025-04-09 WWE Evolve - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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STORYLINES:
(1) Swipe Right and Jackson Drake back up Bryce Donavon in seeming new alliance... Baby Faces pour out from locker room to stand with Drako Knox... heels will 8-man booked by Stevie Turner... Thatcher and Legacy step up to punk youngeters, defend honor of EVOLVE...
Participants:
👉Subplots:
(1A) Swipe Right's ambitious rise & recent loss to Fraxiom on NXT...
TMS: 👍
(1B) Drako Knox issues with Swipe Right…
(1C) Ice Williams choosing not to help swipe right, instead aligning with EVOLVE’s babyfaces…
(1D)New Alliance: Swipe Right, Jackson Drake, Bryce Donavon
(1E)Respect between previous opponents, Thatcher & Legacy now aligned and defend EVOLVE...
TMS: +0.5
Details:
-Video Package for Knox...
-Video Package for Donavon...
-Match: Drako Knox vs Bryce Donavon… this match does not start…
Enter Swipe Right (Ricky Smokes, Brad Baylor), Zaida Steel & Jackson Drake come out to crash the show and hang up the match. Drako Knox tells Bryce Donavon to back him up to face them but that’s when it is revealed that Bryce Donavon is aligned w/ Swipe Right & Jackson Drake. The 4 guys surround Drako Knox…
Enter Jack Cartwheel, Cappuccino Jones & to help Drako Knox and even the odds…. they all look set to throw down…
Enter Stevie Turner who makes an 8 Man Tag…
-8 Man Tag: Ice Williams, Cappuccino Jones, Jack Cartwheel, Drako Knox vs Swipe Right (Ricky Smokes, Brad Baylor), Jackson Drake, Bryce Donavon…
Winners: Swipe Right, Jackson Drake, Bryce Donavon… Bryce Donavon with the black hole slam on Jack Cartwheel…
-Post Match, Swipe Right, Drake and Donavon completely disrespect Chuey Martinez trying to interview them, don't answer his questions and call him smelly...
Enter Thatcher, Legacy to defend EVOLVE....
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan:
(A) I liked that there is continuity between these shows...
(B) This they could have reviewed a bit more, i hardly remember it.
(C) good to see some continuity here with the alliance...
(D) well i didn't see jackson drake cement an alliance with these guys, but ok, i guess that happened somehow... they could have had a segment for that... but these guys were pretty funny during the post match...
(E) this makes good sense. these kids were really disrespecting the whole deal. if youre serious, you gotta shut em up...
(F) yeuhh... doin a good job so far... likin the show... :)
(OVERALL) a lot to follow here, but I liked it...
(2) Haze Jameson getting drunk for no apparent reason in VIP...
Participants:
Details:
-Haze Jameson watched the eventual 8-man tag unfold in VIP but had nothing to do with it. She's just there getting drunk...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Im interested to see where this goes... this has potential to be something serious...
(3) Kali Armstrong defeats Dani Palmer in intense competitive match stemming from issue as partners... Top girls in EVOLVE step up to Kali...
Background:
-These 2 were partners on the first ever EVOLVE match. Kali Armstrong blamed Dani Palmer for the loss after Palmer misakenly nailed Kali Armstrong with a backflip…
->Subplots:
(A) Kali Armstrong feud w/ Dani Palmer...
TMS: 👍
(B) Kali Armstrong ambitious rise...
TMS: +0.5
(C) Top EVOLVE women step up to Kali...
Details:
-Video Package...
-Video Package...
-Pre Match, Chantel Monroe is gonna watch from VIP...
-Match: Armstrong vs Palmer...
Winner: Armstrong...
-Post Match: Armstrong cuts promo... jaw jacks to Monroe in VIP...
Enter Kendal Grey...
Enter Brinley Reese, who all seem to want to prove their the top girl here... that's how the show goes off the air today...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan:
(A) Can't remember seeing jorts on a girl in wrestling. maybe Lita? seems like her style... i was actually looking forward to this match... the match was the best part of this...
(B) This has been worked well so far...
(C) Eh, the only one mildly interesting is Kendal Grey... I don't see Brinley being a top girl here, nor Monroe, although they all very serviceable...
(4) Javier Bernal severely dejected after loss to Riley Osbourne...
Participants:
Details:
-Match: Riley Osborne vs Javier Bernal…
Winner: Riley Osborne w/ shooting star press…
-Post Match, Chuey Martinez tries to get an interview with Bernal, who is completely dejected and walks out…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Good to see Riley getting some work after Chase U... Interesting little angle... i guess he did seem supremely confident but's lost his first two matches. that seems kinda quick tho to start getting dejected...
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