2025-04-02 WWE EVOLVE - REVIEW

 2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):

🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]

🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]

❤️ - Loved It! [+3]

👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]

👍 - Liked It [+1]

½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]

👊 - Indifferent [0]

👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]

👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]

🤬- Hated It [-3]

🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]

🙋‍♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]


Or any combination of the like…



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STORYLINES:


(1) Brinley Reese defeats Zaida Steel




Participants:
Brinley Reese, Zaida Steel, Swipe Right (Ricky Smokes, Brad Baylor)


Details:

-Video Package has Brinley cutting a promo.

-Video Package has Zaida cutting a promo.

-Match: Reese vs Steel...

Winner: 


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Brinley Reese athleticism is interesting to watch... Zaida, ive seen on random indy matches online. I wish she would lay it in a little deeper with the strikes, but she looked pretty good. Obviously not a noobie...


(2) Jackson Drake disrespects Swipe Right



Participants:
Zaida Steel, Swipe Right (Ricky Smokes, Brad Baylor), Jackson Drake


Details: 

-As Swipe Right come out to check on Zaida Steel after her match, Jackson Drake in VIP jaw jacks at them...


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: 

⭐️Kayhan (April 11, 2025): All right. coming back to this a week later. i guess i had nothing to say about this last week. but these guys all teamed on the opening show main event and lost. they all end up teaming together the week after this so i guess this wasn’t that serious. he was just there to talk smack from vip. but i really don’t get this alliance… seemed like they didn’t really get along but you need alliances in this game, so why not? 🤷‍♂️


(3) The thought of Wendy Choo gives Kylie Rae anxiety... Rae puts of a good fight but is defeated by Choo...




Participants:
Kylie Rae, Zara Zakher, Wendy Choo


Details: 

-Backstage Segment w/ Kylie & Zara...

-Match: Choo vs Rae... Rae is freaked out at Choo's antics...

Winner: Choo...

-Post Match, Choo covers the camera and the show ends...


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: So is Choo supposed to have done something to Rae off camera when the show went off the air? But the people in the crowd would see it?... Im giving this half a point for the whole angle. at least it's amusing. But i gotta say, i dont think it was done very well from Rae's side? idk if this would make the higher ups heads turn. Choo did her normal thing, which i guess only gets her so far, but I like seeing her...


(4) Keanu Carver picks up impressive win over Luca Crusifino



Participants:
Keanu Carver, Luca Crusifino


Details: 

-Video Package has Keanu Carver cutting a promo.

-Video Package has Luca cutting a promo.

-Match: Crusifino vs Carver...

Winner: Carver...


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Well Keanu's already got a Keanu chant goin... kind of surprising result, but Keanu looks great. I guess it's a way to elevate him, and idk what that says about what they think of Luca going forward?


(5) Chantel Monroe pulls the tights to pick up the win




Participants:
Chantel Monroe, Masyn Holiday


Details: 

-Match: Monroe vs Holiday...

Monroe pulls the tights to get the win...

Winner: Monroe

-Post Match, Monroe is interviewed...


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Monroe, The Reflection of Perfection... i guess its as good as any other catch phrase...


(6) EVOLVE FACE OFF: Armstrong & Palmer...



Participants:
Kali Armstrong, Dani Palmer

Details: 

-Backstage, Armstrong and Palmer have intense discussion...


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: I like how these are unsupervised... a little memorized sounding, but i enjoyed it... fascinated with Kali Armstrong... although her promos could use a little work, she exudes confidence... Kali, although raw, really asserts herself. 


(7) Harlem Lewis with impressive victory over Joe Coffey



Participants:
Harlem Lewis, Joe Coffey


Details:

-Replay: Harlem Lewis' first win on EVOLVE from last month... 

-Replay: Joe Coffee knockout win last month...

-Match: Lewis vs Coffey...

Winner: Lewis...


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Lewis got some heat for winning... interesting booking on this day. elevating new guys at the expense of people we knew... I gotta admit, Lewis is impressive. They could do something with him...


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