2025-03-27 ROH on HonorClub - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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STORYLINES:
(1) Athena’s got a new protogé… No time for Billie Starkz…
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
2 jobbers
Details:
-Backstage, Athena & Diamante are talking...
Enter Billie Starkz. Athena won’t give Billie credit for recent performances and tells her to go meddle in other people business. Athena seems eager to train with Diamanté.
-Tag Match: Athena & Diamante vs 2 local wrestlers... Diamante dominated both girls by herself... and left easy pickins for Athena...
Winners: Athena & Diamante...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I think this works. lol.
(2) Dark Panther defeats Okumura
Participants:
Details:
-Match: Dark Panther vs Okumura…
Winner: Dark Panther...
-Post match, Okumura kept walking and didn't shake hands. Not sure if he even saw Dark Panther...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Okumura has a pretty groovy theme song.
(3) MxM Collection lose match but once against steal a title belt, this time, Dustin Rhodes’ 6 Man Tag title belt…
Participants:
Details:
-6 Man Tag: Sons of Texas (Rhodes, Guevara) & Willie Mack vs MxM Collection (Mansour, Madden) & Johnny TV...
Winners: Sons of Texas & Willie Mack
-Afterbirth: Post match, MxM & Johnny TV attack the victors and steal Dustin's 6 Man Tag belt...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 🤬
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Not again!! omg. i can’t believe we’re not done with this…
(4) Taya Valkyrie & Lady Frost talk about their run in CMLL, just missing out on tag team gold...
Participants:
Taya Valkyrie, Lady Frost
Details:
-Video Package highlights the friendship that budded in CMLL between & Taya & Frost...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: It would be nice if these two actually appeared as a team after this, but i don’t even see what titles they would compete for. so this seems like a one-off, unless a feud can arise from this…
(5) Preston Vance gets involved, costing his old Dark Order stablemates, giving Premier Athletes the win…
Participants:
Premier Athletes (Tony Nese, Ari Diavari, Mark Sterling), Frat House (Preston Vance, Cole Carter, Griff Garrison, Jakked Jameson), Dark Order (Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds)
Details:
-Pre Match: Mark Sterling cuts a promo on the way to the ring... Frat House is shown at ringside... Diavari takes a drink with them...
-Tag Match: Premiere Athletes (Diavari, Nese) w/ vs Dark Order (Uno, Reynolds)...
Mark Sterling interferes multiple times, getting some shots in behind the ref...
Dark Order got into it with the Frat House, leading to Vance entering the match and costing the Dark Order.
Winners: Premier Athletes
-Post Match, Frat House & Premier Athletes appear to have an alliance...
-Backstage, Premier Athletes celebrate and cut a promo promising to become world tag champs...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Riccaboni saying Jakked Jameson just goes wherever there is booze or girls. lol… I’m surprised i liked anything with Premier Athletes. these fools get ONE WIN, And the already talking about being champions! i gotta admit, that’s pretty hilarious. but maybe they deserve it, after all the jobs they’ve done! and they’re really not bad workers, aside from the gimmick and the manager.
(6) QT Marshall responds to Paul Walker Hauser’s challenge…
Participants:
Details:
-Audio courtesy of TMZ is played of Paul Walter Hauser (actor) pissed that QT threw an alcoholic drink in his face during Revolution Zero Hour, and wants to kick QTs ass.
-"EXCLUSIVE" footage is played (recorded at unknown time) of an interview hosted by Rene (so i feel like it was last night at the Dynamite taping?).. she interviews QT... QT says Hauser tried to embarrass him and if he wants a match, he can ask for one in person...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I didn’t even catch this in the Zero Hour! But ok. let’s see how it goes. i already thought this started off kinda funny. i wouldn’t mind seeing Qt get his butt kicked by some actor.
(7) Queen Aminata convincingly defeats Viva Van
Participants:
Details:
-Match: Viva Van vs Queen Aminata…
Winner: Aminata
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: i kinda have a problem with viva van taking such a dominant loss. if they wanna get aminata a win they could have done it with a jobber. viva van got signed to be a jobber? if she was gonna lose like this, they could have at least made it worth it. give her a heel persona and have the crowd cheer her demise. instead she got Fed up and no one cares.
(8) Komander cuts promo on recent round in CMLL teaming with Hologram…
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package has Komander cutting a promo with Hologram highlighting their recent match in CMLL....
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: For some reason i thought Komander was American!! this guy speaks perfect spanish!!
(9) CMLL 6 Man Lucha Main Event
Participants:
Details:
-6 Man Tag Match: Atlantis Jr, Titan & Fuego vs Rugido, Volador Jr & Barbaro Cavernario…
Winners; Atlantis Jr, Titan & Fuego…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Until i see them do something creative with these CMLL guys, i’m not gonna care…
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(A) Video Package has Komander cutting a promo in Spanish... there is a bigger video AEW's Youtube channel under the series AEW Stories...
(B) Replay of Jericho's promo from previous night's Dynamite, challenging Bandido to title vs mask match...
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