2025-03-26 WWE EVOLVE - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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STORYLINES:
(1) Stevie Turner named EVOLVE General Manager
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
The entire roster
Details:
-Backstage, Ava praises Stevie w/ Chuey... Chuey & Stevie head to the ring. Chuey announces Stevie as the new GM of EVOLVE...
Stevie cuts a promo... the roster surround the ring... she announces the next match...
-Robert Stone expresses fear at the new GM from commentary...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: wassup with the lighting on the opening scene? but ok. this is ok. not like stevie comes out of no where. this got off to a decent start. she booked a match that should have been booked. so i’m with this so far… funny that robbie e would talk crap from the announcers desk.
(2) Wolfgang defeats Sam Holloway
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Joe Coffee
Details:
-Match: Wolfgang vs Holloway... Joe Coffee comes out to support Wolfgang...
Winner: Wolfgang...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Surprised at Wolfgang's athleticism.
(3) Harlem Lewis & Keanu Carver bump into each other, setting off altercation.. Luca Crusifino tries to break it up but gets involved himself...
Participants:
Details:
-As the opening announcements dissipates, Harlem & Keanu get into it because they literally bumped into each other. Luca tries to break it up but gets into it with Carver himself...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 🤬
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Ugh. 🙄 i really hate this angle. it’s almost as bad as the “go out and prove yourself and start jaw jacking with everyone” angle. they just bumped into each other. lazy story telling, i say.
(4) Haze Jameson leaves her partner hanging, leaving to get drunk!! Kalyx is pissed... Bennett & Diggs pick up tag win...
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
(Swipe Right, Ice Williams) who sat in VIP
Details:
-Footage recorded earlier in the week shows Diggs & Bennett being friendly and forming a team...
-Tag Match: Bennett & Diggs vs Jameson & Kalyx... Jameson went to VIP to drink alcohol during the match, leaving her partner alone...
Winners: Bennett & Diggs
-Post match, Kalyx was pissed at Jameson...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: never seen an alcohol angle like this… 😆 i’m here for it …
(5) Kendal Grey picks up win over Zara Zakher... Carlee Bright cheers on Grey from VIP
Participants:
Details:
-Match: Kendal Grey vs Zara Zakher... Carlee Bright in the VIP section for this one to cheer on her friend Kendal...
Winner: Grey
-Post match, Kylie Rae comes out to encourage Zakher but are distracted by something else (See Storyline #6…)...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: The bright / grey friendship storyline is a strange one to me. not sure, but i guess it can go somewhere if they end up facing off.
(6) Wendy Choo leaves a teddy bear for Kylie Rae
Participants:
Details:
-While Kylie Rae was out consoling Zara Zakher for her loss, they see a teddy bear in the corner of the ring and it freaks them out... Choo vs Rae is announced for next week…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: The acting funny Kylie Rae, 😆. Can she really be afraid of seeing a teddy bear??
(7) Drako Knox upset with the disrespect from Swipe Right last week....
Participants:
Details:
-At the announcers desk, Knox, says he can handle a loss but is mad at the people who dogged him in the VIP last week... (that was Swipe Right). He wants to handle it in the ring...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Well he had a chance to confront them as they were sitting in VIP throughout the next two matches. but nothing!
(8) "Super" Sean Legacy gets huge win over former OG EVOLVE champion...
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
(Swipe Right, Ice Williams) who sat in VIP
Details:
-Match: Thatcher vs Legacy....
Winner: Legacy
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: This is really good business. Makes the new guy seem legit. i’m a timothy thatcher fan. very entertained whenever he’s on.
(9) Swipe Right step up to Sean Legacy... Face off from EVOLVE premiere episode main event face off...
Participants:
Details:
-Post match, after Legacy's win, Swipe Right leave VIP to intimidate Legacy...
Enter Cartwheel & Jones...
Swipe right call for Ice Williams to help from VIP. He is reluctant, enters, but doesn't take Swipe Right's side. Swipe Right power out. This is a continuation of the main event from the first episode of EVOLVE...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I’m not feeling Swipe Right yet at all.
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