2025-03-19 WWE EVOLVE - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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STORYLINES:
(1) Brinley Reese Defeats Masyn Holiday
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package has Reese cutting promo.
-Video Package has Holiday cutting promo.
-Match: Reese vs Holiday...
Winner: Reese
-Post match, Reese is interviewed at ringside.
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Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan:
(2) Tyson & Tyreke Down Here On EVOLVE Getting Some Work In
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Swipe Right, Zaida Steel
Details:
-Tyson & Tyreke are interviewed from the VIP section.
-Video package has Knox & Wilder cutting a promos.
-Tag Match: Drako Knox & Tate Wilder vs Tyson & Tyreke. Swipe Right & Zaida join the VIP section during the match but don't get involved in the match (See Storyline #7...)...
Winners: Tyson & Tyreke.
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Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Got sent to EVOLVE after losing to the Rascalz. lol. If you can't remember which one is which, I try to remember that Tyson is the short one like Mike Tyson…. They getting a lot of work all over the place. I would think they should start having them be more prominent. At least they got to cut a promo here.
(3) Gallus Picks Up Win Over Disjointed Tag Team, Osiris Knocked Out and Helped Off By Friends While Holloway Seems To Be a Loner…
Participants:
Details:
-Tag Match: Jones and Holiday obviously don't get along, as seen in the ringwalk entrance. Gallus pedigree is shown on graphics throughout the match.
Enter Wolfgang to watch his guys' back. Joe Coffee knocks out Osiris with a punch!
Winner: Gallus.
-Post match, Holloway looks on by himself. Cartwheel & Cappuccino help Osiris out of the ring. Osiris comes to and wants to keep fighting but is taken away by his friends.
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Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: This was my favorite part of this episode, the stuff I found most interesting. I liked how Osiris and Holloway gave us an angle immediately when they walked out without having ever seen them. They were not on the same page. good…. Also interesting ending to see Osiris helped off by other friends and Holloway having no allies…
(4) Chantel Monroe Defeats Layla Diggs
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package has Layla Diggs cutting promo.
-Video Package has Monroe cutting promo.
-Match: Diggs vs Monroe.
Winner: Monroe.
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Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Didn't like the pinfall. looked like Diggs gave Monroe her legs to hold.
(5) Kali Armstrong Defeats Haze Jameson
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Robert Stone
Details:
-At the announce table, Kali Armstrong talks herself up into Stone's mic.
-Match: Armstrong vs Jameson.
Winner: Armstrong.
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Kayhan TheMalapertSmark -
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Kali Armstrong from Inglewood. Cool. She’s an interesting prospect because physically and her demeanor in the ring, it’s amazing. But her promos just need a little work. And I wonder if her character has other dimensions other than just trying to be “hard.”
(6) Kylie Rae Wants Nothing To Do With “Creepy” Wendy Choo, Rips Up Choo’s Note…
Participants:
Details:
-Graphic teases us finding out what was written in the note Choos gave Rae.
-Kylie Rae is interviewed on the entrance way. Rae says Choo scares her and she doesn't have time to focus on Wendy Choo, and rips up the note. Choo's music hits but Zara Zakhar comes out and they are both scared of Choo's music as they leave.
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Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I mentioned before that it seems like a demotion for Choo to be here despite having marquee matches on NXT. But despite her probably not having a high ceiling as far as getting on the main roster, she sure is useful here to have younger wrestlers run some angles with. I thing this was a nice quick angle to get something going. Well done….
(7) Swipe Right & Zaida Steel Diss Drako Knox & Tate Wilder From the VIP Section
Participants:
Details:
-Swipe Right enter the VIP section during Drako Knox & Tate Wilder vs Tyson & Tyreke...
After watch Knox & Wilder lose, the wrestlers in VIP make fun of Knox & Wilder, who are offended and jawjack back at them...
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Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I don’t like this as a way to set up a match. Kinda felt lazy. These guys just get up there and diss the team that lost to conjure up some beef? not here for this one.
(8) Luca Crusifino Defeats Javier Bernal in Tonight’s Main Event
Participants:
Luca Crusifino, Javier Bernal, Keanu Carver, Harlem Lewis
Peripheral Participants:
Oro Mensah
Details:
-Oro Mensah is shown watching the match from VIP.
-Match: Crusifino vs Bernal...
Winner: Crusifino.
-Post Match, Crusifino calls out anyone who thinks they can take him. Carver and Lewis come out to stare down Crusifino as the show ends...
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Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: The main event had special lights and ring introductions… I liked Carver & Lewis coming in to step up to Luca at the end, but i think they could have done a better job with the camera angles to make that scene more impactful.
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