2025-03-19 AEW Dynamite - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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We reviewed select storylines from this edition of Dynamite on episode #153 of the Malapert Smark Podcast with Vlad "The Wrestling Expert" and Robert "The Frozen Asian." YouTube Link:
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STORYLINES:
(1) Controversial Ending To 4-Way Sees Two Winners... Both Winners To Face Omega for International Title at Dynasty in Triple Threat...
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Callis
Details:
-4 Way Match: Mike Bailey vs Mark Davis vs Orange Cassidy vs Ricochet… Don Callis is on commentary.
Winners: Bailey & Ricochet, who both pinned Davis at the same time. There was confusion, but the ring announcer gave the final result. Both advance to face Kenny Omega in a 3 way for the International title at Dynasty.
-Post match, Speedball & Ricochet jaw jack.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 1/2
Robert TheFrozenAsian - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I actually liked this ending. True. Never thought what would happen if this happened. Im sure it's happened before. But I'm not minding the idea of these three in a 3-way here. I could see this being interesting...
⭐️Vlad:
⭐️Robert:
(2) MJF Addresses Possibility of Joining Hurt Syndicate, We'll Get An Answer NEXT WEEK...
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package highlights Hurt Syndicate.
-Replay of Mvp & MJF from last week.
-Backstage, MJF cuts promo addressing the possibility of needing a crew, as Moxley's been successful with a crew, but is weary because of the last alliance he made going south... He'll give us an answer on joining the Hurt Syndicate next week.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👍
Robert TheFrozenAsian - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Addressed all the elephants in the room. Very logical and great delivery. I liked this a lot. Looking forward to next week.
⭐️Vlad:
⭐️Robert:
(3) Mercedes Defeats Billie Starkz... Praises Starkz' Determination But Criticizes "Whoever Trained Her"...
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package has Billie Starkz cutting promo over highlight from ROH.
-Match: Mercedes vs Billie…
Winner: Mercedes, who retains TBS title.
-Later, during backstage interview, Mercedes praises Billie Starkz determination but also demeaned "whoever trained Billie."
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 1/2
Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: !! Athena vs Mercedes?! no waay!... Billie Starkz did great. The bump on the apron was wicked, and they pulled off some difficult moves together...
⭐️Vlad:
⭐️Robert:
(4) Patriarchy Cost Cope in Wild World Title Street Fight... Moxley Takes Spike Deep Into the Meat of His Back, But Survives and Retains World Title...
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Nana, Mama Wayne
Details:
-Street Fight: Mox vs Cope…
Lots of hardcore fighting...
Prince Nana is shown watching from a monitor in the back, scouting for Swerve.
Spot of the night is Moxley getting suplexed into Spike and it getting it stuck in his back.
Wheeler enters to help Mox, gets a knee in on Cope but can't pull the spiked board out of Moxley's back, as it is stuck way too deep into his meat. Cope powerbombs Wheeler thru a table. The ref gets the spikes out of Moxley's back.
Enter Claudio & Pac to straight out attack Cope.
Enter Dax & Cash to help Cope.
With the ring cleared, Cope spears Mox but Marina comes out to break the pin and attack Cope.
Enter Willow, who fights off with Marina.
Enter Kip Sabian, who is speared by Cope.
Enter Nick Wayne, who attacks Cope and bails out, leading to Mox choking out Cope til Cope passes out...
Winner: Mox, who retains World title.
-Post match, Mama Wayne watches with Kip & Nick.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👍
Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: The spike spot was Mox. Gotta give it to Mox... Why did FTR take so long to come out?... How can I not give a thumbs up, after the abuse Moxley took... I will question, logically, why Christian's crew cost Cope? Not like he did anything to them at all... But I did enjoy all the run ins.
⭐️Vlad: for taking that spike to the back. If only he did it to his face all our problems would be solved.
⭐️Robert:
(5) Bandido Demands Jericho Return His Brother's Mask
Participants:
Details:
-Replay: Jericho's crew stealing Gravity's mask at Revolution.
-Backstage, Bandido is interviewed, demanding his brother's mask back at Collision.
Enter Johnny TV, who says no one cares about the mask, and challenges Bandido for a match at Slam Dunk Collision.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊
Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Didn't care about Johnny TV coming in. I guess it's a way to get Bandido a win…. but I liked Bandido's promo.
⭐️Vlad:
⭐️Robert:
(6) Will Ospreay Picks Up Win On the Road to All In Texas...
Participants:
Details:
-Match: Ospreay vs AR Fox...
Winner: Ospreay
-Postmatch: Ospreay shows AR Fox respect and dramatically looks at All In Texas sign.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊
Robert TheFrozenAsian - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Kind of a filler match to me. Nice win for Ospreay. That's it.
⭐️Vlad:
⭐️Robert:
(7) Hangman Update... Still Hates Swerve, Wants World Title...
Participants:
Details:
-During backstage interview, Hangman reiterates his promise to never let Swerve be AEW's World champion again, and announces entering to Owen, promising to be the company's next world champion himself.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊
Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Hangman & Swerve... til death do them part. I'm here for it... I never thought it should have been over. Swerve should never had let it go, what Hangman did to him in that cage. Sure Swerve did terrible things to Hangman, but Hangman went way above and beyond anything Swerve did!
⭐️Vlad:
⭐️Robert:
(8) Julia Hart & Queen Aminata Tied At One Win a Piece, Set Date for Battle...
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package has Julia & Aminata cutting promos, as the two will have a rubber match this Saturday.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊
Robert TheFrozenAsian - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I remember the ending of the second match with Julia looking all dead. lol. This is a good little feud for these two. Curious to see how it goes. I hope Julia can figure some way to cheat and go over, to save both their character...
⭐️Vlad:
⭐️Robert:
(9) Megan Bayne Defeats Kris Statlander, Brawls With Tony Storm To End Show... Storm Gets the Best of Bayne This Time and Sets Match for Dynasty...
Participants:
Details:
-Replay: This past Saturday's events between Rosa, Bayne & Storm. Bayne left Storm layin' after defeating Rosa.
-Match: Bayne (w/Penelope) vs Statlander...
Storm joins commentary for the match.
Penelope distracts Statlander from the apron to give Bayne an advantage during this match.
Later, the ref catches Penelope trying to trip Statlander and ejects Penelope...
On the outside, Bayne throws Statlander into Storm, throws Statlander into the ring, executes a series of moves to pick up the win.
Winner: Bayne.
-Afterbirth: Toni Storm is pissed, tapes her knuckles, and enters the ring to brawl with Bayne. A pull apart ensues and Storm gets away to clothesline Bayne over the top rope.
Toni Storm cuts promo, as Toni Storm sets a world title match for Dynasty.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👍
Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👍👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Storm in her dress brawling with Bayne looked so awesome. :)... They sure used Statlander to get Bayne over here. I guess that's all right. Statlander lost to Riho before, so why not Bayne. But you'd think they wouldn't want to have the girl who beat Jade clean, job, but ok, she'll survive.
⭐️Vlad:
⭐️Robert:
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