2025-03-14 TNA Sacrifice - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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NXT / TNA Crossover in Pre Show Storyline #1 & Main Show Storylines #5, 8, 10
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Pre Show STORYLINES
(1) First Class Disappoint the Crowd, Beating Aztec Warriors
Participants:
First Class (AJ Francis & KC), Aztec Warriors (Laredo Kid & Octagon Jr)
Details:
-The crowd and AJ Francis had an insult battle before the match.
-Match: Aztec Warriors (Laredo Kid & Octogon Jr) vs First Class (AJ Francis & KC).
Winners: First Class
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: AJ Francis made this. The interchange with him and the fans was amazing. The fans were literally trading insults. It was awesome. The crowd with the " Culero, Puto, and We Cant Hear You!" AJ Francis with the "We'd literally rather sacrifice our lives than live in Laredo Texas." lmao! And I also feel "Pardon Me?" is an excellent catch phrase for KC. Liked the finish. Nice low life cheating by First Class.
(2) Tessa Blanchard Crashes Arianna Grace Backstage Interview To Disrespect Arianna and Say the Knockouts Title Match or NXT Crossover Isn't the Story, But Her Match Is, and She Promises To Win the Knockouts Title Afterward...
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: A simple a la verga got a pop from this Laredo crowd. I wonder if Arianna is ever gonna face Tessa after all this disrespect.
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Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
(3) System Cut Promo on Steel Cage War Coming Up Later Tonight...
(4) Moose Talked Ladder Match Against Jeff Hardy During System Backstage Promo
(5) Ryan Nemeth Cuts a Promo on Entrance Ramp Announcing Return of His Brother Tonight
(6) Sami Callihan & Mance Warner Start Fighting on the Pre Show, Starting Backstage and Fight Into the Ring...
Participants:
Callihan, Mance, Steph De Lander
Details:
-Backstage, Mance & Callihan start fighting in the back and fight all the way to the ring.
-Match (Street Fight): Mance Warner vs Sami Callihan...
Pre Show ends... see main show Storyline #1...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
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Main Show STORYLINES:
(1) Mance Warner & Sami Callihan Started Their Street Fight on the Countdown Pre Show and Spilled Into the Main Show...
Participants:
Details:
-Match (Street Fight): Mance Warner vs Sami Callihan. After much hardcore violence and mayhem, De Lander throws powder in Callihan's eyes, leading to Warner's victory.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: The grabbin the nuts spot got a pop from this crowd. I liked this match.
(2) Tessa Blanchard Defeats Lei Ying Lee in Grueling Hard Fought Match
Participants:
Details:
-A rapper rapped Blanchard on her way to the ring.
-Match: Lee vs Blanchard.
Winner: Blanchard
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Solid match. The top rope spot Tessa took was pretty wild. Top notch. Tessa should be in WWE.
(3) Alisha Saves the X-Division Title For the System, Keeping Jeff Hardy from Climbing the Ladder… Moose Retains
Participants:
Details:
-Backstage, Jeff Hardy is interviewed with his allies and comments on the ladder match coming up...
-Replay of Jeff Hardy facing AJ Styles for X Division Title more than 20 years ago.
-Ladder Match: Jeff Hardy vs Moose (w/Alisha). After a war, Alisha stopped Jeff from climbing the ladder, leading to Moose's victory to retain X-Division Title.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - ❤️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: This was bad ass. What a titanic match up. And the bumps they were taking! This was a great.
(4) The System Is Defeated In Steel Cage Main Event War With Heated Rivals
Participants:
Details:
-Backstage, the entire anti-System team is interviewed.
-Elijah rode a horse to the ring and sang a song.
-Special Rules Cage Match: Team Anti System (Matt Hardy, Elijah, Jeff Hardy, Leon Slater, Nic Nemeth) vs The System (Eddie Edwards, Myers, JDC) & the Colons (Orlando & Eddie)
Rules: 2 competitors begin match. After 2 minutes, a new competitor will enter the cage every minute until all competitors in the cage. The team with the advantage was determined in an advantage match this past Thursday. Win by pinfall or submission.
Order or Entrants:
Eddie Edwards, Elijah,
Myers, Nic Nemeth,
Orlando Colon, Slater,
Eddie Colon, M Hardy,
JDC, Joe Hendry…
... Ryan Nemeth enters to support his brother from the outside.
Winners: Team Anti System (Matt Hardy, Elijah, Jeff Hardy, Leon Slater, Nic Nemeth)
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Another burial of the System. Their most formidable group! But that’s just how it’s been for them. They win some, they lose some. But this was a pretty nasty burial…. As far as the poor man’s War Games, im not sure if this really worked because it won’t mean anything in terms of finishing this story. It will just carry on, which kind of defeats the purpose of a steel cage blow off.
(5) Rascalz & Ace Austin Prevail Over Wes Lee’s Crew
Participants:
Details:
-Lucha Rules 6 Man Tag Match: Wes Lee & Crew (Wes, Tyson & Tyreke) vs Rascalz (Wentz & Miguel) & Ace Austin.
Winners: Rascalz & Ace.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Rehwoldt told a story that Wentz was trying to bang Ace Austin's mom in an old storyline! and then hannifan said that was a long time ago, and rehwoldt responded by saying he'll remember that next time they have thanksgiving dinner, which horrified Hannifan. lmao!!!!… The lucha rules came out of literally no where!… I thjnk Tyreke & Tyson did a solid job of selling the psychology and putting the opponents over. so good job there.
(6) Eric Young Continues Trying to Pull Maclin To the Dark Side, This Time Helping Him Beat Kazarian 😈
Participants:
Details:
-Backstage, Maclin is interviewed.
-Eric Young enters to join commentary for this match.
-Match: Kaz vs Maclin. Eric Young stopped Kaz from using brass knucks and nailed Kaz himself behind the ref, to help Maclin pick up the win.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Maclin and Young. This has gotta happen. Maclin, join the dark side! 😆
(7) Ash & Heather Win Knockouts World Tag Titles in Wild 3 on 2 Handicap Match
Participants:
Details:
-Backstage, Spitfire is interviewed.
-The Personal Concierge introduces Ash and Heather to the ring.
-3 on 2 Handicap Tag Match: Team Elegance (Ash By Elegance, Heather By Elegance & The Personal Concierge) vs Spitfire (Luna & Threat)...
Winners: Ash, Heather & The Personal Concierge who win Knockouts World tag titles.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - ❤️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: The Personal Concierge is just too much. I really hope he’s not one of those depressed comedians because he just lights up a room 😄. What a fun dude.
(8) NXT’s Lash & Jakara Step Up To New Knockouts Tag Champs
Participants:
Details:
-Post match, after Ash & Heather's tag title victory, NXT's Lash & Jakara step up to the new tag champs.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: You know, this seems perfect. I actually think Lash and Jakara could take those titles to NXT and it would be fine. They seem like they deserve it, and NXT doesn’t have tag titles of their own. So this kinda makes sense…
(9) Santana Showing Cracks in the Armor, Breaking Down After Loss to Mustafa Ali
Participants:
Details:
-Mustafa Ali came out with a lot of security & Santana came in on a low rider.
-Mustafa (w/Tasha & Great Hands) vs Santana. Tasha's interference helped Mustafa pick up the win.
-Post match, Mustafa left a beer in the ring for a dejected Santana.
-Backstage, a crazed Santana pleads with Santana to help him after he got screwed. Santino agrees and gives Santana a match with Ali this Thursday with Tasha & Great Hands banned from ringside.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Crazy diamond cutter as Mustafa was flying through the ropes…. But, man. This is really good but kinda hard to watch. I know where they’re headed with this. Santana is gonna fall apart, and i don’t wanna see that. It’s too real. But Santana’s acting backstage, begging Santino for help, was really good… He is going to lose that match for sure, and we’ll see where this goes.
(10) Masha Ensures Knockouts World Title Stays in TNA, Defeating NXT’s Cora Jade
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Arianna
Details:
-Match: Masha vs Cora. Arianna Grace joins commentary…
Winner: Masha, who retains Knockouts World Title.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Good stuff. Great matchup. This is an instance where the WWE relationship really helps TNA. So far I will say that this all has been very mutually beneficial.
(11) First Class & Aztec Warriors Heated Exchange As Pre Show Tension Carries Into Main Show…
Participants:
Details:
-First Class host First Class Penthouse on entrance ramp. After promo, enter Aztec Warriors. Scuffle is broken up by officials, but the show ends inauspiciously.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - ❤️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: AJ Francis with the "I don't understand what you're saying, this is America." lol. Great continuation of preshow.
(12) Nic Nemeth Turns on His Team After Steel Cage Victory, Beats Down Matt Hardy with His Brother While Matt’s Allies Are Locked Outside of Cage…
Participants:
Nic Nemeth, Ryan Nemeth, Matt Hardy, Joe Hendry, Slater, Elijah
Details:
-Post match, after the team of baby faces beat the system... Nic & Ryan Nemeth beat up Matt Hardy in the cage while Hardy's allies are locked out.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: No Jeff in sight…. oh man 🤦♂️. ok. let’s see if we can break this down…. annoying ass ryan nemeth was in on some kind of scheme the whole time? ok. why the hell did nic nemeth team with these guys for the whole match before turning on them? … this was probably the most ineffective way i could have imagined them doing this. why matt hardy?! idk. I’m dissappointed. That being said, Nic Nemeth will be a lot better character as a heel.
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