2025-03-12 WWE EVOLVE - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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Stevie Turner introduced the matches for the night at show's open.
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STORYLINES:
(1) Kendal Grey & Carlee Bright... Brinley Reese is Friendly With the Two...
Participants:
Details:
-Show opens at the VIP section where Grey & Bright are invited after after their win last week. It's Gal comes over and props himself on the seat as well.
-Later, Grey & Bright aren't on the same page, as Grey seems to want to go single.
-Later, Brinley Reese comes over to praise their performance from last week.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: This decently set forth an issue between this tag team.
(2) Harley Lewis Defeats Braxton Cole... Keanu Carver Steps Up To Confident Harley Lewis
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package has Harlem Lewis cutting a promo.
-Video Package has Braxton Cole cutting a promo.
-Match: Harlem Lewis vs Braxton Cole. Winner: Lewis in impressive fashion.
-Post match, Harlem Lewis is interviewed. Keanu Carver comes out to step up to him. They are both interrupted by It's Gal, who was in the VIP section.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Harlem Lewis looks good.... Lewis vs Carver is an exciting proposition.
(3) Keanu Carver Defeats It's Gal in Impromptu Match
Participants:
It's Gal, Keanu Carver
Details:
-Post match, after Harlem Lewis' victory, Keanu Carver steps up to him during an interview but his challenge is interrupted by It's Gal, who enters the ring from VIP, cuts a promo as he is supposed to face Carver next week. But for some reason, they started the match right then and there. It's Gal was flustered by takes off his jacket and the bell rings.
-Match: Carver vs Gal. Winner: Carver.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Weird how they started this match. I guess it doesnt really matter... The audio is kind of unclear, for a WWE production, when we listen to promo.
(4) Zara Zakher Defeats Kylie Rae... Zayda Steel, Who Wants To Be Featured, Steps Up
Participants:
Zayda Steel, Kylie Rae, Zara Zakher
Details:
Zayda Steel enters to complain about not having a match.
-Video Package has Kylie Rae cutting promo.
-Video Package has Zara cutting promo.
-Match: Kylie vs Zara. Winner: Zara.
-Post match, Zara is interviewed. Kylie comes over to show respect and Zayda Steel comes over to step up to both of them. They are interrupted by Wendy Choo, who's match is next (Storyline #5)...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Zayda Steel has Kali's problem, they need to slow down and stop flailing their arms. they don’t give the cameraman a chance to get a shot before they move again…. I’m surprised they had kylie rae lose, considering she’s had the most experience and her gimmick is farthest along, but I guess they got some idea for her (See Storyline #5…)
(5) Wendy Choo Gives Kylie Rae a Teddy Bear and a note.
Participants:
Wendy Choo, Kylie Rae
Peripheral Participants:
Zara
Details:
-Wendy Choo gives Kylie a teddy bear and a note as they cross paths on Choo's way to her match.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Always game for an angle...
(6) Wendy Choo Defeats Aria Bennett
Participants:
Wendy Choo, Aria Bennett
Details:
-Video Package has Aria Bennett cutting a promo.
-Match: Wendy Choo vs Aria Bennett.
Winner: Choo.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Seems like a demotion for Choo. But at least she still has a job.
(7) 1st Ever EVOLVE Face Off With Javier Bernal & Luca Crusifino
Participants:
Javier Bernal, Luca Crusifino
Details:
-Meeting sets up match for next week...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: At least it gives next week's match some teeth.
(8) Kali Armstrong Looking For Brinley Reese After Backhanded Insult
Participants:
Brinley Reese, Kali Armstrong
Peripheral Participants:
Bright & Grey
Details:
-Brinley Reese comes over to VIP and makes backhanded comment about Kali Armstrong while praising Bright & Grey.
-Later, Kali goes to VIP looking for Brinley.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Kali need to stop doing the thing with her shoulders.
(9) Oro Mensah Defeats Riley Osborne
Participants:
Oro Mensah, Riley Osbourne
Details:
-Match: Oro vs Riley. Winner: Oro.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Good to have this show so these guys could get some work in.
(10) Gallus Starting Trouble in the Back
Participants:
Gallus
Details:
-As the show goes off the air, after Oro Mensah's win, Gallus are shown starting trouble at Gorilla Position.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Gotta get noticed somehow, I guess.
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