2025-02-08 AEW Collision - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System:
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
1/2 👍- Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Hated It [-2]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
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STORYLINES:
(1) Moxley Won’t Give Cope a Title Shot Because He Doesn’t Like Him
Participants:
Details:
-Moxley & Marina open the show. Mox cuts an in ring promo refusing Cope’s challenge for the main reason that he doesn’t like Cope, and tells Cope to stick his challenge up his ass. Mox says next week at Grand Slam he will break Cope’s neck but this time Cope won’t come back.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Nice little promo to open the show. Something significant to give us at least some reason to watch this show.
(2) Undisputed Kingdom Win Trios 3-Way
Participants:
Details:
-Undisputed Kingdom win Triple Threat Trios match against STP & 2point0 + Daniel Garcia.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: If this show had less angles, this could really have been a main event angle for the B-show. This is how I would have ended the show. Instead, so much talent and none of this registered.
(3) Death Riders Hit the Ring To Attack Undisputed Kingdom… Trios Title Match Set For Wednesday
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Angelo Parker
Details:
-After Undisputed Kingdom’s trios victory. Death Riders (only the trios champs) hit the ring and attack Undisputed Kingdom, as well as others who happened to be around the ring. Death Riders hold down Adam Cole, who tells them they’re messing with the wrong guys. The rest of Undisputed Kingdom clear the ring and Death Riders powder out. Cole gets on the mic, expresses frustration with Death Riders running roughshod, and announces they will face off for the trios title this Wednesday on Dynamite…
-Backstage, Death Riders cut promos on the upcoming match with Undisputed Kingdom, calling it a worthy challenge.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Decent matchup. Interesting that the Death Riders trio did a mission with their leader. They look pretty confident. I didn't think it looked out of place.
(4) FTR Ready To Be Top Guys Again
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package has the Top Guys proclaiming they want to be AEW World tag champs for a third time.
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Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Hard to care. So they just go through phases where sometimes they care and sometimes they dont?
(5) Max Castor Invites Hangman Page To Get In Line For an Open Challenge Match
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Alicia
Details:
-Backstage, Castor is interviewed and comments that he doesn’t know why “Hangperson Page” is upset but can get in line for an open challenge…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: HangPerson Page. lol
(6) Bandido Defeats the Bounty Hunter
Participants:
Details:
-Bandido defeats Brian Keith.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: This is just a funny character matchup. It looked cool, but nothing special in terms of wrestling. I don't know if Bandido has the oomph to make people care about him. I think people want to care about him but the work hasn't been too spectacular since the big return.
(7) Hobbs Waiting To Continue Beef With Big Bill…
Participants:
Details:
-Hobbs is interviewed backstage and comments that he’ll be in Texas all week waiting on Big Bill.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Glad to see this is gonna keep going.
(8) Update Complete: Hologram Is Back!
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
-jobbers
Details:
-LFI defeat trio of jobbers in Trios action.
-Post match, LFI continue attacking the jobbers when Komander comes in. Komander is about to unmasked when the lights go out and video package of Hologram walking through a portal to our dimension plays on the big screen. Hologram returns with upgrade complete to join the battle. As refs come out to break up the fight, Rush attacks a referee with a head butt.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Well if Rush gets suspended, there goes LFI for another 6 months... But Hologram's return was ridiculous, but pretty sick, lol.
(9) Thunder Rosa Overcomes Penelope Ford Ends the Night Beaten Up By Megan Bayne
Participants:
Details:
-As Megan Bayne is set to be interviewed backstage, Rosa appears, but Bayne doesn’t want to speak and walks off. Rosa comments that she is ready to kick butt tonight against Penelope.
-Thunder Rosa defeats Penelope.
-After Rosa’s victory over Penelope, Megan Bayne enters. Penelope attacks Rosa from behind, leaving Rosa to get F5d by Bayne.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Megan Bayne has a cool look but idk if it's gonna work if she never ever speaks... As for Penelope, she looks great, she got the heat back after the match. They can carry on using her as a heel...
(10) Mercedes Finally Accepts Harley's Challenge For TBS Title Match at Grand Slam
Participants:
Details:
-Harley performs an acoustic concert in the ring. Her song about Mercedes draws out Mercedes, who once again says that, although talented, Harley isn’t on her level. Harley’s insult calling Mercedes un entertaining draws a slap from Mercedes, who finally accepts the challenge. Mercedes promises to embarrass Harley in front of her home fans in Australia.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Not enamored by this, probably because Mercedes is even less believable than Harley. I don't mind me some Harley, but a TBS Title match might be a little much for her rn.
(11) Matthews Once Again Leaves Okada Frustrated
Participants:
Details:
-Lexi mediates a sit down between Matthews and Okada ahead of their Continental Title match. Okada dismisses everything Matthews tells him and calls Matthews a bitch. Okada flinches when Matthews throws a fake punch. Matthews leaves and a frustrated Okada throws furniture.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I don't think this feud has been going so well. The Okada acting is a bit of a problem. I think he's gonna go over but I wonder if he would be better used elevating Matthews and others. I dont think so though. I think TK is gonna treat him like the biggest superstar.
(12) Dustin Rhodes Picks Up Win and Sends Message to MJF
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
jobber
Details:
-Dustin Rhodes defeats a jobber.
-Post match, Dustin cuts a promo on his upcoming match with MJF.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I didn't think this was really necessary, and no one should use BITCH on this show other than Okada. He did it once they other day, ok. But I didn't like it here.
(13) Ricochet Disrespects the Owner of Trill Burgers...
Participants:
Details:
-Footage is shown from Friday’s show at DEFY where Swerve attacked Ricochet and sent him running.
-Backstage in catering, Ricochet disrespects the owner of Trill Burger and roughs up the assistant, telling them to thank Nana for the jacket, as they are friends with Swerve & Nana.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I'm enjoying the Ricochet heel character. It's fascinating to me. When the world turns its back on you, and you think theyre wrong, you must turn your back on the world. And this is it. lol
(14) Toni Storm Pulls the Switcheroo on Mariah May
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
jobber
Details:
-Mariah defeats a jobber that looks like Toni Storm in an “exhibition” match.
-Post match, Mariah humiliates the jobber, applying lipstick to make her looks like Toni Storm. Luther enters to distract and Toni Storm pulls a switcheroo with the jobber girl. Mariah is shocked to find out it’s Toni Storm. Mariah escapes a storm zero on the steps and Toni celebrates with Luther.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Favorite moment on today's show.
(15) Mark Davis Joins the Lance Archer & Brian Cage Backstage Rampage
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
backstage staff
Details:
-Archer and Brian Cage pressure Mark Davis into joining in on their hobby of beating up personnel backstage. Davis reluctantly acquiesces.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: This was never a good angle with Archer. They don't need to expand it. If these guys were really terrorizing backstage personnel, then people would dread being back there, which they don't. This is awful storytelling. Sorry for Mark Davis.
(16) Kyle Fletcher Avenges Loss To Mark Briscoe In Main Event
Participants:
Details:
-Fletcher defeats Mark Briscoe in hard fought match.
-Post match, Fletcher cuts a promo proclaiming he’ll do the same to Omega & Ospreay at Grand Slam and that he is the future.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Hard fought match. Had some story behind it. I think it would have been better served earlier on the show. Kind of a sad ending to the show...
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