2024-11-16 AEW Collision - REVIEW

Commentary: Toni Schiavone, Nigel McGuinness, Daddy Magic

Location: Albany, NY

Venue: MVP Arena

Attendance: ?

Live TV Viewers: ?

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The Malapert Smark Podcast Review System:

🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]

🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]

👍👍 - Loved It! [+2]

👍 - Liked It [+1]

OrangeCassidy 1/2 👍- Kinda Liked It [+0.5]

👊 - Indifferent [0]

👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]

👎👎 - Hated It [-2]

🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]

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12 Angles

Totals for this episode of Collision:

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark 

👍 3

👎 7

👊 2

TOTAL SCORE: -4.0

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Angles:

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1) Mina Shirakawa Picks Up Win Over Harley Cameron

TWO SEGMENTS (11:24)

-Match: Mina Shirakawa vs Harley Cameron... winner: Shirakawa by pinfall

-Backstage Lexi Interview: Mina Shirakawa

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “I’ll say the work didn’t look god awful. So they avoided a 👎 from me.”

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*2) Daniel Garcia Doesn't Notice Daddy Magic Attacked By Jack Perry During Win Over Johnny Nitro... Garcia Finds Perry Backstage, Stops Attack on Daddy Magic & Get Revenge Tying Up Perry To His Own Bus and Scaring the SH*t Out of Him

FIVE SEGMENTS (16:01)

-Backstage Segment: Jack Perry's Bus Arrives

-Match: Daniel Garcia vs Johnny Nitro (w/Madden, Mansour) [In-Match Segment: Jack Perry attacks Daddy Magic on commentary... winner: Garcia by submission

-Post Match: Perry attacking Daddy Magic shown on big screen 

-Backstage Segment: Jack Perry, Daddy Magic... enter Daniel Garcia

-Backstage Segment: Perry, Daddy Magic, Garcia

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “Surprised I actually liked something on Collision! Perry taking forever to tie up Daddy Magic and being all dramatic about it before Garcia finds him and then they humiliate Perry and tie him to the car.😆 I thought this was hilarious.”

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3) Lio Rush Feeling Confident

ONE SEGMENT (0:51)

-Video Package: Lio Rush promo

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “"

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*4) Shelton Benjamin Defeats Komander... Benjamin & MVP Threaten To Unmask Komander, But Don't, Instead Leave Komander & Abrahantes Laying & Humiliated

TWO SEGMENTS (15:55)

-Match: Shelton Benjamin (w/MVP) vs Komander (w/Abrahantes)... winner: Benjamin by pinfall

-Post Match Afterbirth: ... Benjamin & MVP attack Komander & Abrahantes

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “Eh. Ok. Well. I’m giving this some points because they’re doing some dastardly thing but it might be a little too much. And what was the point of just teasing an unmasking? I guess they just wanted to show they could have if they wanted to. But it seemed weird and out of place to me that they went this far.”

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5) Shida Really Wants Statlander To Win TBS Title Off Mercedes, Statlander To Face Shida This Wednesday on Dynamite as Warm Up For Full Gear Match

TWO SEGMENTS (2:28)

-Replay: Statlander & Mercedes brawl from Dynamite

-Backstage Rene Interview: Kris Statlander... enter Shida

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “Does Shida have to speak?”

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6) MVP Once Again Talks To Acclaimed... Watches As Acclaimed Defeat LFI To Earn Spot In Tag Title Match at Full Gear

THREE SEGMENTS (15:59)

-Backstage Lexi Interview: Bowens, Castor... enter MVP, Benjamin

-Pre Match Segment: Castor, Bowens promo on way to the ring

-Match: Acclaimed (Castor & Bowens) vs LFI (Rush & Beast Mortos) (w/Dralistico)... Tag Champs Private Party watch from entrance ramp... winners: Acclaimed... Bowens pinned Beast

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “Thumbs up for Castor’s rap! Not bad! Acclaimed are finally back, baby! 😄”

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7) Powerhouse Hobbs Picks Up Long Awaited One on One Victory Over Bear Bronson of Iron Savages

ONE SEGMENT (6:49)

-Match: Powerhouse Hobbs vs Bear Bronson (w/Jakked & Bear Boulder)... winner: Hobbs by submission

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “Hopefully this’ll be the start of a coherant little run for Hobbs.”

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8) Roddy Speaks on MJF

ONE SEGMENT (1:08)

-Backstage Lexi Interview: Roderick Strong (w/Taven, Bennett)

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “Another promo teasing another promo on Dynamite. Like it’s gonna be something amazing. Can’t say Ive been happy with this program at all.”

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9) Mark Briscoe & Conglomeration Speak of Ongoing Feud With ROH Champion Chris Jericho

ONE SEGMENT (1:36)

-Backstage Lexi Interview: Mark Briscoe, Rocky Romero, Tomohiro Ishii

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “This was a rare promo where Mark Briscoe seemed a little off. He was trying to act crazy and say cooky things but he couldn’t really think of what to say. Idk. Maybe he should drop that whole gimmick and just be serious because it’s starting not to feel natural.”

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10) FTR Struggle To Explain They’re Recent Struggles, Instrad Find It More Important To Put Outrunners Over

TWO SEGMENTS (1:58)

-Backstage Lexi Interview: Dax, Cash

-Video Package: Outrunners

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎👎

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “wtf is this sh*t?"

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*11) Mariah May Defeats Anna Jay in No DQ Match to Retain World Championship... Mina Shirakawa Celebrates With May But Disapproves of May's Heel Tendencies... Taya & Deonna Disappointed In Anna Jay, After Failed Recruitment Attempt on Rampage

ONE SEGMENT (18:43)

-Match: Mariah May vs Anna Jay (Women's World Championship NO DQ Match)... winner: Mariah by pinfall... Taya & Deonna watch from monitor backstage

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “My disdain for this angle comes from the awkward introduction of Mina post match and her celebrating with Mariah. No explanation for anything. Mariah stomps Anna Jay and Mina tells her not to. Wtf? And then the introduction of Taya & Deonna into this on Rampage, I felt took away from Anna’s big chance because at that point I knew she would lose because they’re just gonna spin her off into this other feud. I will say on a positive note that Anna Jay took a wicked looking piledriver to end that match.”

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12) Jon Moxley of Death Riders Cuts a Promo on Orange Cassidy in the Parking Lot

ONE SEGMENT (2:55)

-Parking Lot Segment: Jon Moxley promo w/ Marina

🌍SUMMARY🌏

🌪️ REVIEWS 🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎

➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: “Moxley in this slow drawl kinda bored me. Unnecessary promo here for me. They had other things going on on this show. Focus on that.”

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A) Video Package featuring the song November Rain by Guns N Roses reviewing recent events in AEW