2025-04-12 AEW Collision - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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STORYLINES:
(1) Major Death Riders Announcement: Moxley to take Pac’s place as interim trios champion after Pac suffers serious injury…
Participants:
Details:
-Show opens at announcers desk who announce injury to Pac. Jon Moxley will be covering as interim trios champion and defend the titles…
-Backstage Segment has Claudio Castagnoli and Jon Moxley cutting promos w/ Wheeler Yuta & Marina Shafir… they address Pac’s injury and the Opps… Wheeler Yuta reveals his new giant scar.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Jon Moxley, what a mentor. Chicks dig scars huh? i’m sure that’ll make wheeler feel a whole lot better… but that’s kinda cool honestly. say what you want about the Death Riders angle, but i can never dog someone who’s willing to work extra for the cause. 👍 to mox.
(2) FTR threaten Toni Schiavone for criticism, leading to Daniel Garcia & 2point0 getting involved…
In the end, FTR end night leave arena having brutally attacked Daniel Garcia & 2point0…
Participants:
👉Subplots:
(A) FTR heel turn…
TMS: ❤️
(B) 2point0 mentorship of Daniel Garcia…
(C) Paragon help their old rivals, Daniel Garcia & 2point0…
Details:
FTR invite Toni Schiavone into the ring to confront him about criticism from Wednesday. Despite Nigel McGuinness pleading with him not to, Toni Schiavone enter the ring…
Toni Schiavone has balls and tells FTR exactly what he thinks…
Enter Nigel McGuinness…
Enter Daniel Garcia…
-Backstage Segment w/ Dax Harwood, Cash Wheeler…
Enter Daddy Magic, Angelo Parker…
-Pre Match: Enter Daniel Garcia to watch the match from ringside…
-Tag Match: FTR (Dax Harwood, Cash Wheeler) vs 2point0 (Drew McIntyre, Angelo Parker)…
Daddy Magic gets color and is beat up nasty…
FTR do multiple piledrivers without attempting a pin until Daniel Garcia has seen enough and pleads for FTR to end the match, which they do…
Winners: FTR…
-Post Match, Daniel Garcia is pissed at FTR for their treachery, turns his back to check on his friends, and FTR brutally attack him. Security try to stop the heinous attack, but can’t….
Enter Paragon (Adam Cole, Roderick Strong, Kyle O’Reilly) to run off FTR…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I actually really liked this. Dax to the guy in the crowd, “try working out! please! i dare you!” 😆 the main event with daddy magic
(3) Women’s Owen Hart Tournament: Jamie Hayter advances… Athena also advances, awaiting showdown with Mercedes Moné…
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Luther
👉Subplots:
(A) Athena feud with Mercedes Moné…
TMS: 👊
Details:
-Match: Jamie Hayter vs Billie Starkz…
Winner: Jamie Hayter… who advances in Owen Hart Tournament…
-Match: Athena vs Harley Cameron…
Winner: Athena… who advances in Owen Hart to face Mercedes Moné…
-Backstage, Mercedes Moné cuts promo on upcoming match w/ Athena…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: The suplex in the floor! 😲 giving a 👍 for the billie / jamie match! Billie Starkz putting on a show. nice…
(4) Gates of Agony squash two jobbers, challenge Hurt Syndicate…
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
2 jobbers
Details:
-Tag Match: Gates of Agony (Bishop Khan, Toa Liona) vs 2 jobbers…
Winners: Gates of Agony…
-Backstage Segment, Gates of Agony cut a promo challenging Hurt Syndicate…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Im sorry. this is the type of BS booking from tk that pisses me off. these two have been fighting nothing but jobbers in roh for months and now suddenly they wanna challenge Hurt Syndicate?! probably to get beat too. ugh 🤦♂️ i feel a little bad saying this because it was a decent promo, but it’s not their fault. it’s the booking.
(5) Anthony Bowens defeats Blake Christian…
Participants:
Details:
-Match: Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson vs Anthony Bowens w/ Daddy Ass…
Interference from Lee Johnson multiple times in this match until Daddy Ass takes him out on the outside…
Winner: Anthony Bowens…
-Post Match, Anthony Bowens cuts promo…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Solid match but i don’t like the five tool player gimmick… five tools? this ain’t baseball!!
(6) Megan Bayne defeats 2 jobbers in handicap match…
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
2 jobbers
Details:
-Handicap Match: Megan Bayne w/ Penelope Ford vs 2 jobbers…
Winner: Megan Bayne…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: If Megan Bayne doesn’t land a title soon then i’m gonna be mad all this waste of time booking….
(7) Men’s Owen Hart Tournament: Konosuke Takeshita advances after HARD faught win over Brodie King…
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Julia Hart
Details:
-Video Package reviews situation in Men’s Owen Hart Tournament…
-Replay: highlight from night before of Konosuke Takeshita defeating Hiroshi Tanahashi…
-Replay: Brodie King defeating Lance Archer 2 weeks ago on Dynamite…
-Match: Konosuke Takeshita vs Brodie King w/ Julia Hart …
Winner: Konosuke Takeshita… who advances in Owen Hart Tournament…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Good solid match. takeshita hit him with everything in the book to finally put him down, but i think the match looked like it made pretty good logical sense to me…. I don’t see Konosuke Takeshita in the main event of All In though.
(8) Kevin Knight defeats AR Fox…
Participants:
Details:
-Match: Kevin Knight vs AR Fox…
Winner: Kevin Knight…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: All right, well if they wanna give Kevin Knight some wins im fine with it. i see they want him to be somewhat of a figure on this show and he’s got talent. it would be nice if they had something interesting for him, if they’re gonna take all this effort to make him famous… all they’ve done so far is matches.
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