2025-03-29 AEW Collision - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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STORYLINES:
(1) Toni Storm calls out Megan Bayne, but Bayne & Ford bide their time for a sneak attack… Storm savagely beaten by Bayne…
Participants:
Details:
-Replay: Megan Bayne leaving Storm layin this past Wednesday...
-Toni Storm cuts in ring promo...she calls out Bayne but no one comes out. Storm continues with an impassioned promo but is blindsided by Ford…
Enter Penelope...
Enter Megan Bayne... Storm is left layin’.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Penelope’s spot was pretty cool lookin. i liked the promo. liked everything about this. not bad….
(2) Death Riders / Rated FTR feud: Claudio wants revenge on Cope… Also, FTR Wheeler defeats Dax… Dax snaps and pushes Cash!!
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Death Riders (Jon Moxley, Marina Shafir)
👉Subplots
-Claudio/Cope
-Recent Rated FTR drama
Details:
-Backstage, Death Riders are hanging out... Claudio cuts a promo...
-Match: Dax vs Wheeler...
Winner: Wheeler
-Post Match: Dax goes crazy on the ref, although the ref says it was a regular 3 count. Security hold Dax down…
Enter Cash... Dax pushes Cash to the ground!! Dax tries to play it off like an accident but Cash is pissed and storms off. Drama!
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Ok. i didnt like the sit down interview from this past week but i’m really starting to like this now. i don’t see them breaking up but i see them both turning on edge.
(3) Mox/Marina vs Swerve/Willow coming up on Dynamite… Death Riders cut promo…
Participants:
Death Riders (Jon Moxley, Marina Shafir)
Peripheral Participants:
Death Riders (Claudio Castagnoli)
-> Subplots:
-Mox vs Swerve
-Marina feud with Willow...
Details:
-Backstage, Death Riders are hanging out...
Moxley cuts promo putting Marina over…
Marina cuts promo describing in gory detail what she will do to Willow!
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Marina is twisted!! i like it! lol. she gonna rip out willows liver and feed it to her!!
(4) Jay White picks up win ahead of Owen Hart Cup…
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package shows highlights of Kevin Knight...
-Match: Jay White vs Kevin Knight…
Winner: White
-Post Match, White cuts a promo...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Kevin Knight has looked good but it’s hard to see where they’ll fit him in.
(5) MJF update
Participants:
Details:
-Footage shown of MJF throwing out first pitch at Mets game... it appears he's not upset with Lashley, as he called him a great guy, but did point out that he was invited by the Mets, not Lashley...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Funny. doors not closed on the hurt syndicate from this. seems like mjf still wants in.
(6) Women’s Owen Cup sparks drama… Athena meets Mercedes!!… Rosa & Statlander butt heads… Hayter defeats Starkz…
Participants:
Details:
-Announcers read an X post from Athena, who says she’ll be in attentdance tonight and posted a picture outside Mercedes’ locker room.
-Match: Mercedes vs Robyn Renegade…
Winner: Mercedes…
-Post Match: Schiavone interviews Mercedes, who sarcastically says Robyn Renegade has more heart than Billie StarkZ when competitors in the Owen are mentioned…
Enter Athena!!
Athena cuts a promo… a short scuffle ends with Mercedes getting nailed in the face and Robyn Renegade taking a shot for Mercedes, who powders out…
-Backstage, Jamie Hayter in interviewed, who enter is entering Owen Hart Cup.
-Backstage, Athena cuts promo on Mercedes. She is with Billie Starkz and will be watching the main event...
-Backstage, Rosa & Statlander are interviewed and butt heads over Owen Hart Cup...
-Match: Billie vs Jamie... (Main Event)
Winner: Jamie
-Post Match: ...Enter Athena, who stares down with Jamie to end the show.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - ❤️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: athena & mercedes!! holy shit! holy shit!
(7) Aminata out hurt with injuries sustained against Julia… Serena continues to pressure Aminata to accept her mentorship…
Participants:
Details:
-Replay: Julia Hart defeating Aminata last Saturday...
-Backstage, Queen Aminata is interviewed...
Enter Serena...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Continuity error... it was announced Aminata was out due to injury sustained last week but she had a match last night on ROH! I realize that was on tape delay, but if you're gonna do that, you should take things like this into account… other than that, i kinda want this to happen… i hope it’s not just a vehicle to have these 2 have a match, because i see potential in this…
(8) Learning Tree pick up BIG tag win over Top Flight… Cru attempt to attack Top Flight, proposition Nick Wayne for help against Top Flight & AR Fox, considering Wayne’s history with Fox…
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Patriarchy (Mama Wayne)
👉Subplots
-Bill & Keith quest for tag team glory
-Cru feud with Top Flight
-Nick Wayne's former friendship with AR Fox
Details:
-Tag Match: Learning Tree (Bill, Keith) vs Top Flight (Darius, Dante) (w/Laila)...
Winners: Learning Tree...
-Afterbirth: ...exit Learning Tree...
Enter Cru... with a sneak attack attempt but are cut off at the pass…
Enter AR Fox...
-Backstage, Patriarchy interview is crashed by Cru, who want Nick Wayne to help them against Top Flight & AR Fox. Nick Wayne says his story with Fox is done but Kip encourages Nick Wayne to listen to the proposition…
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: All right. so i have 2 pretty distinct storylines running here… as for bill and keith, love them getting a win here. i’ve been liking this since it started this past Wednesday…. as for Cru working with Patriarchy? i don’t really mind that. i could see Cru helping out the Patriarchy too, quid pro quo.
(9) Adam Cole & Daniel Garcia FACE OFF ahead of high stakes TNT title showdown at Dynasty…
Participants:
Undisputed Kingdom (Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly, Roderick Strong), Daniel Garcia, Daddy Magic
Details:
-Replay: Cole & Garcia going to time limit draw
-In Ring Face Off…Undisputed Kingdom face off with Garcia and Daddy Magic, cutting promos ahead of Dynasty.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: of all the matches to emphasize that there will be no interference for, this doesn’t seem like it would be near the top of my list.
(10) Hologram defeats Blake Christian
Participants:
Details:
-Replay: Christian & Lee Johnson beating Hologram & Komander at Revolution Zero Hour...
-Match: Blake Christian (w/ Lee Johnson) vs Hologram...
Lee Johnson interferes in Christian's behalf...
Winner: Hologram...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Once again, disappointed in a Christian AEW appearance. he didn’t even get a ringwalk this time. and a loss. after beating this guy in a tag match at the ppv. hopefully this doesn’t mean they’ve given up on him.
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