2025-03-15 AEW Collision - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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STORYLINES:
(1) Ricochet Cheats To Beat Shibata & Advance in International Title Tournament... Mark Davis Gets Help From Murder Machines To Beat Mark Briscoe and Advance As Well
Participants:
Details:
-Shibata & Ricochet cut separate promos for the show opening sequence, although Shibata was just a phone translated message for Ricochet, "Shut up, baldy."
-Replay: Shibata's stare down with International champ Kenny Omega from this past Wednesday.
-Match: Shibata vs Ricochet... Ricochet got the pin using the ropes for leverage.
Winner: Ricochet, who advances in International Eliminator Tournament...
-Video Package has Omega's promo from this past Wednesday and highlights International Title Eliminator Tournament.
-Backstage, Murder Machines & Mark Davis beat up on jobbers, and really try to bring Mark Davis in on it and fire him up for his upcoming tournament match.
-Match: Mark Davis vs Mark Briscoe... Murder Machines enter to distract the ref and get a shot in on Briscoe, leading to Davis' victory, who advances in International Eliminator Tournament...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Mark Davis is DUNKZILLA! lol. I like it... I like the two fuck finishes. What can I say. It was the bad guys day today. :)
(2) Murder Machines Make Enemies With Mark Briscoe... Hobbs Runs in To Back Up Briscoe...
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
jobbers
Details:
-Backstage, Murder Machines & Mark Davis beat up on jobbers.
-Later, After Murder Machines help Mark Davis beat Mark Briscoe, Murder Machines bring out the same jobbers to the ring for their match, beating them up on the way.
-Match: Murder Machines def. 3 jobbers.
-Afterbirth: As Murder Machines continue the beat down on these poor guys, Mark Briscoe, who had just ben screwed by these guys, came to help. Hobbs also came to fight the injustice. Hobbs & Archer fight off. Cage & Briscoe also fight off...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: This is Hobbs' second involvement in a storyline today, as he had a beef with the Frat House earlier... Where did Mark Davis go? I guess he was too banged up from the match.
(3) Toni Storm Addresses Megan Bayne Attack... Megan Bayne's Dastardly Backstage Attack on Rosa Weakens Rosa, Bayne Victorious... Toni Storm Tries To Help Rosa But Is Put Down as Well...
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Luther
Details:
-Backstage, Toni Storm cuts promo on Megan Bayne's attack. Luther sits behind her as she cuts her promo.
-Backstage, Thunder Rosa is interviewed and says she's gonna teach Megan Bayne respect, but is violently attacked by Bayne, leaving Rosa severely hurt.
-Later, backstage, Rosa doesn't care what the medics say, she is hurt but will carry on with the match.
-Replays: Megan Bayne highlights from the past month.
-Match: Megan Bayne vs Thunder Rosa... Rosa is visibly hurt for this match...
Winner: Bayne.
-Afterbirth: Bayne continues the attack on Rosa when Toni Storm enters to fight Bayne. Storm gets some shots in but is F5'd to end the segment. Storm & Rosa are carried out.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Toni Storm coming out to confront Megan Bayne was a cool moment. She walked straight up to Bayne and socked her in the face. The battle looked good. And Toni and Rosa getting carried away by Luther & Statlander, respectively, was great imagery.
(4) Outrunners Come Out To Help Hobbs Stave Off Frat House
Participants:
Details:
-Match: Hobbs vs Griff... Jakked Jameson & Vance try to interfere on Griff's behalf, but to no avail.
Winner: Hobbs.
-Afterbirth: Post match, Frat House surround Hobbs but Outrunners come out to even the odds and run off the Frat House.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: No Cole Carter for the Frat House? Maybe they needed this to be an even 3 on 3. Or maybe he was hungover or something... lol… as the resident ROH expert, i’m glad to see these guys featured here, but i didn’t think this looked good. so idk if they will get another opportunity. we’ll see. but back to ROH for now…
(5) Moxley Nails Swerve Strickland From Behind With Crowbar Ahead of World Title Street Fight Against Cope This Coming Wednesday...
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package reviews world title situation.
-Swerve comes out by himself to cut in ring promo, addressing Cope & Mox, and proclaim he will win world title at Dynasty... Moxley enters to nail Swerve from behind with a crowbar. Mox heads to the back and cuts a promo on Swerve and Cope. He says its over this Wednesday, as he will be facing Cope in a street fight this Wednesday...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Im actually glad Moxley did this. Swerve got an attack in on him at Revolution and was talking mad shit for a good while. So i’m glad Moxley got something back. and he was out there by himself this time, which makes him look more bad ass.
(6) Stand By Match: Top Flight Send Message to Lio Rush & Action Andretti
Participants:
Details:
-Action & Lio are back and take a seat to watch this match. We last saw them feuding with Top Flight.
-Match: Top Flight (Dante & Darius Martin) & Hologram vs STP (Lee Moriarty, Carlie Bravo, Sean Dean (w/ Shane Taylor)... Harleygram watches from a monitor in the back... Harley &
Winners: Top Flight & Hologram
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I’ll give this time to see if I care about it. Lio and Action left so unceremoniously. They were just like “We’ll be back when we feel like it.” well then i’ll start caring about this when i feel like it. if they give me something to start paying attention to, then i will.
(7) Beast Mortos Confronts Harleygram After This Past Wednesday’s Initial Meeting
Participants:
Details:
-Backstage, during Hologram's match, Harleygram watches Hologram from a monitor in back, and Beast Mortos enters to stare down Harleygram. The two had a moment this past Wednesday.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I NEED to see where this goes!!
(8) Komander & Hologram Challenge LFI
Participants:
Details:
-Beast Mortos stared down with Harleygram, who is currently an ally of Hologram.
-Video Package has Abrahantes cutting promo over footage of Komander & Hologram. He relays message of a challenge to LFI...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Abrahantes, finally doing some work. I thought it a creative idea to have him cut a promo relaying the message…
(9) FTR Defeat Undisputed Kingdom in High Profile Tag Team Main Event
Participants:
Details:
-Both teams cut promos for the show opening.
-Video Package reviews situation til now...
-Replay: Revolution Zero Hour when Daniel Garcia teamed with Undisputed Kingdom and stingily stole the pin. Cole & Garcia will face for TNT Title.
-Tag Team Match: Kyle O'Reilly & Roderick Strong vs FTR (Dax & Cash). Daniel Garcia & Adam Cole are on commentary...
Winners: FTR.
-Post match, Daniel Garcia enters to congratulate his friends. Cole enters and shakes hands with Garcia but FTR refuse Undisputed Kingdom's handshake...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Well it was a solid match. I don’t know about this whole storyline, and the disrespectful refusing of the handshakes every week. It was all all right and they gave us good matches, but I feel like there was more potential with all these great characters.
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