2025-03-13 TNA iMPACT - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]
🤬- Hated It [-3]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
Or any combination of the like…
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NXT/TNA Crossover in Storyline #3, 8
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Show Opening Video Package:
-Santana/Ali feud from last week.
-System vs Rivals in TNA feud.
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STORYLINES:
(1) Myers Wins His Side an Advantage For Friday’s Steel Cage War… Carnage Ends iMPACT
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
The Rest of the System, Slater's Allies accompanied him to the ring but left...
Details:
-The rules for Friday's steel cage match are revealed.
-Match: Myers (w/ Alisha) vs Slater. Slater rammed himself into the post.
Winner: Myers. Who wins his team the advantage for the big cage match at Sacrifice
-Post match, after Hendry’s victory over Hammerstone, the System & the Colons attack Hendry and the Hardyz, Elijah & Slater come out and a big melee involving the steel cage match competitors ends the show.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan:
(2) Callihan & Warner To Have It Out...
Participants:
Callihan, Mance, De Lander
Details:
-Sami Callihan backstage promo is interrupted by Mance & Steph... No physicality allowed today...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - ❤️
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I have freakin loved this feud since it started…
(3) Wes Lee's Crew Have Last Words Ahead of Battle with Rascalz & Ace Austin...
Participants:
Details:
-Match: Wes Lee vs Laredo Kid.
Winner: Wes.
-Afterbirth: Post match, Rascalz & Ace Austin cut promo on the entrance ramp, airing it out before Friday’s battle.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Very interesting how Rascalz & Ace teamed up out of necessity, professionalism & respect.
(4) The Concierge To Be In the Match at Sacrifice...!!!
Participants:
Details:
-Backstage... Santino puts the Personal concierge in the match at Sacrifice in 3on2 action...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: This feud has run the gamut😆. This should be good.
(5) Turnabout Is Not Fair Play For Xia Brookside Against Rosemary
Participants:
Details:
-Match: Xia vs Rosemary.
Rosemary looks to use a steel chain but Xia stops her and wants to use it herself! As the ref pleads with her not to, Rosemary mists Xia in front of the ref…
Winner: Xia by DQ.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Xia selling the most was something to behold.
(6) Maclin & Eric Young Have Serious Talk...
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package has Maclin & Young drinking and discussing what would happen if their paths cross.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: These two are great together. Really proud of the experience and poise eric young shows. remember when he was a youngster. his character work is fantastic.
(7) JDC Edges Cody Deaner
Participants:
Details:
-Cody Deaner cuts a promo before his match. JDC told him to take the count out loss but of course, Deaner would never let the crowd down like that!…
-Match: JDC vs Cody.
Winner: JDC.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Havent seen Cody Deaner since the Moose match. Love this guy...
(8) Tessa & Cora Top Masha & Lee
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Arianna
Details:
-Tag Match: Tessa & Cora vs Masha & Lei Ying. Arianna joins commentary for the match. Cora nails Masha with the Knockouts title belt.
Winners: Tessa & Cora.
-Post match, Tessa brags to the camera...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: nice tag matchup.
(9) Mustafa Ali War With Santana Is Really Nasty...
Participants:
Details:
-Backstage, Hannifan moderates, Santana & Ali summit.... Drama & Ultimately Violence.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: The continuous music is a TNA staple...Loved this, I just wonder if Santana took the drink. I hope not!.. Ali offering Santana a drink was savage.
(10) Kaz Inofrmed He'll Face Maclin At PPV
Participants:
Details:
-Kaz joins announcers desk for main event and is informed he will face Maclin this Friday.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Hannifan is the man! really been diggin his commentary work.
(11) Joe Hendry Retains World Title, Defeating Ryan Nemeth in First Title Defense of the Night…
Participants:
Details:
-As Hendry comes to the ring, Santino enters, as we will find out who Hendry’s title defense will be against. Ryan Nemeth enters and claims Nic granted him his owed world title rematch. Everyone is a bit flustered and confused but Santino let’s the match go thru.
-Match: Joe Hendry vs Ryan Nemeth.
Winner: Hendry, who retains World title.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I love spontaneous things, but I gotta question the logic of Santino letting this match go thru without consulting Nic to see if he actually did give up his title shot to his brother.
(12) Joe Hendry Defeats Hammerstone in Second World Title Defense of Night...
Participants:
Details:
-Post match, Santino announces
-Match: Hendry vs Hammerstone.
Winner: Hendry, who retains World title.
-Post match, ... See Storyline #1...
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Impressed, Kayfabe-wise, that Hendry would defend the title twice, but again, just like the previous storyline, i question the logic of allowing that first match to go thru, and then going thru with the second match anyway!
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