2025-03-05 AEW Dynamite - REVIEW

 2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):

🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]

🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]

❤️ - Loved It! [+3]

👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]

👍 - Liked It [+1]

½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]

👊 - Indifferent [0]

👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]

👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]

🤬- Hated It [-3]

🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]

🙋‍♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]


Or any combination of the like…

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We reviewed select storylines from this edition of Dynamite on episode #151 of the Malapert Smark Podcast with Vlad "The Wrestling Expert" and Robert "The Frozen Asian." YouTube Link:

https://youtu.be/AEhRv9YoUOY


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➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: I will say, I very much appreciate Ian Riccaboni on commentary.


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STORYLINES:


(1) Security Prevents Hangman Being Lit on Fire By MJF







Participants:
MJF, Hangman


Details:

-Outside the arena on the streets, MJF cuts a fiery promo calling out Hangman Page.

-Later, Hangman shows up and MJF runs into the arena. Hangman grabs someone who looks like MJF but it was a ruse. The man cried out that MJF made him do it. The advantage leads to MJF laying out Hangman in the ring and is on the brink of lighting him on fire when security violently stop MJF and carry him out of the arena by force!


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 🔥

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👍

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👍👍


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: The way they dragged MJF outta there looked great! But it makes you wonder, why don't they do that all the time... Whoever the body double was, that's a great actor!

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(2) Ricochet Gets the Last Laugh Pinning Swerve in Tag Team Main Event After Getting Left Bloody By Swerve Earlier in the Night... Okada & Brodie King Also Feature




Participants:
Nana, Swerve, Ricochet, Okada, Brodie King


Peripheral Participants:

Toni Schiavone


👉This storyline includes two running feuds: Ricochet vs Swerve & Okada vs Brodie King...


Details: 

-In Ring confrontation between Swerve & Ricochet, mediated by Toni Schiavone, ends in violence as Ricochet gets left bloody from scissors to the head.

-Tag Team Match: Ricochet & Okada def. Swerve & Brodie King. Ricochet used to Continental Title belt when the ref wasn't looking and pinned Swerve.


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 1/2

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👍


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Comment on the strange booking: Unlike the other seemingly thrown together 8-man tag on this card, I didn't think this one worked. I thought the main event was an unnecessary match, especially after seeing the confrontation from earlier. And I didn't like the random teams this time. I think these two feuds were too distinct to be smashed together for the main event, and we didn't really need to see any of them fighting tonight, we get that on Sunday!


I really liked part of this. The opening in ring conversation I would give 👍👍, but 👎 for the main event. This show seemed slightly devoid of ideas and had some filler. They could have just cut the last 40 minutes of this show, really.

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(3) After 8 Man Tag Defeat, Don Callis Family Leave Ospreay Layin' Ahead of Match with Fletcher This Sunday...Mark Davis is Torn






Participants:
(Ospreay, Hobbs, Orange Cassidy, Mark Briscoe), (Mark Davis, Brian Cage, Lance Archer, Brian Keith), Kyle Fletcher


Details: 

-8 Man Tag Match: Ospreay, Hobbs, Orange Cassidy & Briscoe def. Davis, Cage, Archer & Keith. Don Callis was on commentary for this match.

-Afterbirth: Don Callis Family beat down the victors and Kyle Fletcher comes out to humiliate Will Ospreay and leave everyone layin.


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 1/2


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Comment on the strange booking: It seems thrown together but there are some on going feuds involved here. Brian Keith is there because they've spelled out an alliance between Learning Tree & the Don Callis Family. So thats good... Ospreay has history with the Don Callis Family while Hobbs has history with both Don Callis and the Learning Tree. Orange Cassidy and Briscoe, I cant recall if there's been any history between them and Don Callis, and I watch all these show... but I could be wrong on that. Regardless, it's ok. There can be some randomness too. I think it turned out to be a decent matchup.


Comments on the Match & Afterbirth: It was a fine 8 man tag for what it was. A thrown together multi man tag with lots of spots. I thought it was actually a well worked match.... I did think this was a good chance for MxM to make a run in on Orange Cassidy & Mark Briscoe and drag them off, leaving Ospreay & Hobbs alone to take the loss. But it was fine. Brian Keith taking the pin is funny... Fletcher's got good aura about him right now and he looks pretty ripped.

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(4) Cope Takes Down the Last Death Rider... Moxley's On His Own Now...




Participants:
Wheeler Yuta, Cope, Mox


Peripheral Participants:

Jay White


Details: 

-Match: Cope def. Yuta.

-Post Match, Cope respectfully shakes Yuta's hand. Mox comes out to berate Yuta and Yuta leaves angry with Mox. The camera follows Mox backstage and cuts a promo about going it alone against Cope at Revolution.

-Post match, after Jay White defeats Max Castor, White comments that Sunday will be the end of Moxley's title reign.



🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 1/2

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👍


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: 

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(5) Outrunners Prepare For Biggest Match of Their Lives



Participants:
Outrunners


Details: 

-Video Package has video montage of Outrunners working out getting ready for their world tag title shot at revolution to the tune of "You are not alone."


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - ❤️

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👍👍


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: I loved this. Perfect! This could be the match where they get made, even if they lose.

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(6) Toni Storm & Mariah May Have Final Dramatic Meeting Before Sunday's Match



Participants:
Toni Storm, Mariah May, Rene Paquette


Details: 

-The director of upcoming film, Queen of the Ring, is interviewed and Toni Storm joins in, as she stars in the movie.

-Rene mediates backstage sit down meeting between Storm & May. May spits on Storm and the two stare down after deeply emotional exchange.


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍👍

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 1/2

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👍👍


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Mariah spitting on Toni… Jesus! I don’t even know what to expect in this match. 

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(7) Megan Bayne & Penelope Pick Up the Tag Team Win



Participants:
(Kris Statlander, Thunder Rosa), (Penelope Ford, Megan Bayne)


Details: 

-Tag Team Match: Ford & Bayne def. Statlander & Rosa.


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👊


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: This was a dead spot in the show. It was only slightly interesting because of the controversy from a couple weeks ago, but this wasn't that exciting to watch.

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(8) Mercedes Ready For Sunday's TBS Title Defense



Participants:
Mercedes


Details: 

-Backstage, Mercedes is interviewed in regards to Sunday's title defense...


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👎

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👊


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: This feud's been kind of a dud. Nothing here.

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(9) Jay White Defeats Max Castor In Filler Match



Participants:
Max Castor, Jay White


Details: 

-Max Castor comes out to the ring to cut a promo. Jay Whites music hits to reveal Castor's opponent for the night.

-Match: Jay White squashes Max Castor.


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 👊


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: They really didnt come with enough material for this show. They should have skipped collision this week and squeezed whatever they wanted to do on collision over here. 

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 

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Other:

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(A) Dramatic Video Package previews Omega vs Takeshita at Revolution.

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