2025-02-26 AEW Dynamite - REVIEW

 2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System (Rev2):

🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]

🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]

❤️ - Loved It! [+3]

👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]

👍 - Liked It [+1]

½ - Kinda Liked It [+0.5]

👊 - Indifferent [0]

👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]

👎👎 - Really Didn’t Like It [-2]

🤬- Hated It [-3]

🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]

🙋‍♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]


Or any combination of the like…


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We reviewed select storylines from this edition of Dynamite on the Malapert Smark Podcast #150 with Vlad “The Wrestling Expert.” Link:

https://youtu.be/URV5tQy56HM?si=j0Ut7HkKAu8vLRcH


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STORYLINES:


(1) Cope Sees Two More Death Riders to the Hospital!







Participants:
Cope, Death Riders, Jay White, Willow


Details:

-Cope arrives in ambulance to open show.

-Video Package has members of Death Riders cutting promos on Cope.

-Backstage, Cope and Claudio fight enters arena. Death Riders enter and take down Cope until Jay White enters. Wheeler accidentally nails Marina which leads to Claudio being concerto'd and Willow coming in to concerto Marina.

-Backstage, Cope, White & Willow see off Claudio & Marina in the ambulance.


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 1/2

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: 

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(2) MJF Lazers Off AEW Tattoo… Leaves Daniels in Pool of Blood Backstage Amid Feud With Hangman Page








Participants:
MJF, Hangman, Daniels

Peripheral Participants:
Jobber


Details: 

-MJF cuts promo at the tattoo parlor, recorded earlier.

-Match: Hangman def. jobber

-Afterbirth: Hangman calls out MJF, who comes out reveals he’s attacked Daniels. 

-Backstage Hangman Interview. 


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 1/2

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Hangman’s gonna get MJF for that. No one mutilates my friend, Daniels, but me!! 😆

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(3) Don Callis’ Bounty Hunter From the Learning Tree Fails In Taking Out Will Ospreay






Participants:
Don Callis Family, Jericho, Ospreay, Brian Keith


Details: 

-Fletcher is shown in box seats.

-Replay of Jericho's ROH title defense from this past Saturday.

-Jericho Interview with Rene recorded earlier. Don Callis and Mark Davis enter to reveal the two stables are doing business. Callis hired Jericho to take out Ospreay and Jericho is sending Brian Keith the get the job done. 

-Match: Ospreay def. Brian Keith. 

-Afterbirth: Ospreay goes after Fletcher in the sky box but security breaks it up. 


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Really? You hire Brian Keith to take out Will Ospreay? Do they watch the show??… the only positive i would give this is Kyle Fletcher’s acting. I think he’s been a great heel since the turn. 

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(4) Toni Storm Out… More Info To Come…



Participants:
Commentators


Details: 

-Replays: Toni beating Mariah at Grand Slam & Mariah’s attack on this past Saturday’s Collision. 

-Commentators announce Toni Storm is out due to medical condition. Update to come Saturday.


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: [Placeholder here].

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(5) Momo Watanabe Runs Off Mercedes Moné, Calls In TBS Title Shot




Participants:
Mercedes, Billie Starkz, Momo Watanabe


Details: 

-Video Package on Momo Watanabe and history with Mercedes.

-Backstage Segment. Mercedes bumps into Billie Starkz. Momo Watanabe enters to run off Mercedes.


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👎

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Happy to see Billie Starkz but talk about random af. Hopefully this means maybe she’ll get some AEW time. Shoutout ROH! Billie with the nice win this past Thursday…. This segment in particular felt a little stagy to me. 

⭐️Vlad: This was an awful segment. 

⭐️Robert: 


(6) Hurt Syndicate Cost Murder Machines… Outrunners the New Tag Team Title #1 Contenders




Participants:
Outrunners, Murder Machines, Hurt Syndicate


Details:

-Footage airs of Outrunners motivating Omaha basketball team. 

-Match: Outrunners def. Murder Machines. Hurt Syndicate entered and the distraction lead to Murder Machines’ defeat. 


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Like Murder Machines needed an out here. Like, they never use this finish when they actually need an out… Very weird how the hurt syndicate came and basically caused a distraction. why would they even care enough to distrust this match? both these teams beneath them. 

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(7) If Swerve Can’t Take Back Nana’s Robe, Nana May Be Done… World Title #1 Contender Also on the Line!





Participants:
Swerve, Nana, Ricochet


Details: 

-Video Package on Ricochet stealing Nana's robe.

-In Ring Swerve promo brings out Ricochet. Swerve announces #1 contendership would be on the line if they run it back one more time. Ricochet accepts. As Ricochet leaves, Nana dramatically tells Swerve that if they he fails in retrieving his robe, Nana may not be able to carry on…


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👍

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: 

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(8) Testy Post Match Exchange After Undisputed Kingdom Pick Up Solid Win Over FTR & Daniel Garcia… Adam Cole Award TNT Title Shot For Pinning Garcia






Participants:
Undisputed Kingdom, FTR, Daniel Garcia


Details: 

-Trios Match: Undisputed Kingdom def. FTR & Daniel Garcia. Garcia took the pin from Cole

-Afterbirth: OReilly disrespected Garcia's respectful overture and lead to shoving match. Adam Cole was trying to play good guy. TK also immediately books title match between Garcia & Cole for Saturday.


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: What the hell happened at the end? Very interesting. It seemed like OReilly & Strong were being heels and Cole wanted to stay face? I could really go for a full on Undisputed Kingdom heel turn rn, with the original squad doing some serious work… I also liked how TK booked that TNT Title match literally while everyone was still in the ring. nice little touch. i’ll give him some praise for once. 

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(9) Harley Cameron With the Big Win Over Deonna Purrazzo!



Participants:
Harley, Deonna


Details: 

-Match: Harley def Deonna. Taya watched from a monitor in the back. 


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 1/2

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: I guess they’ve done all this work for Harley, they may as well keep trying to push her. This looked good enough to get Harley over. That’s a drastic improvement… I will say, I was previously disappointed that Deonna didn’t get a good push in AEW, considering her TNA pedigree, but she unfortunately couldn’t really get in shape. 

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 


(10) Takeshita Retains International Title Over Orange Cassidy in Main Event




Participants:
Orange Cassidy, Takeshita, Don Callis


Details: 

-Match: Takeshita def. Orange Cassidy. Don Callis was at ringside for the match and joined commentary. 


🌪️REVIEWS🌪️

Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊

Vlad TheWrestlingExpert - 👊

Robert TheFrozenAsian - 


➡️COMMENTS⬅️

⭐️Kayhan: Your run of the mill Orange Cassidy match. I didn’t hate it. But I didn’t really like it either. I could have done with skipping most of this. 

⭐️Vlad: 

⭐️Robert: 

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