2025-02-01 AEW Collision - REVIEW
2025 Malapert Smark Podcast Review System:
🤯 - Mind Completely Blown!!! [+10]
🔥 - This Was Fire!! [+5]
❤️ - Loved It! [+3]
👍👍 - REALLY Liked It! [+2]
👍 - Liked It [+1]
1/2 👍- Kinda Liked It [+0.5]
👊 - Indifferent [0]
👎 - Didn’t Like it [-1]
👎👎 - Hated It [-2]
🤮 - Made Me Sick [-5]
🙋♂️- Chris Jericho Bad [-10]
🌪️OVERALL SHOW REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan The Malapert Smark - 👎
➡️OVERALL SHOW COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: This show is a hot mess. There’s so much stuff going on. Nothing registers. Too many angles. They can move some of this to dynamite instead of a 20-minute match between Mercedes and Yuka Sakazaki… And LFI are back. Stop and go booking. This is the opposite of the tight coherant booking they got at NXT.
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STORYLINES:
(1) Joe & Hook Defeat the Patriarchy, but Get Left Layin'
Participants:
Details:
-Samoa Joe & Hook defeat Nick Wayne & Kip.
-Post match, the Patriarchy attack Joe & Hook, leavin' 'em layin'.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: No mention anymore that Taz was beaten up by these guys.
(2) Cope Challenges Mox... FTR Defeat Death Riders in Mid-South Street Fight
Participants:
Details:
-Cope cuts a backstage promo, challenging Moxley to World Title Match.
-Mid South Street Fight: Mox & Wheeler vs FTR... Main event street fight has interference by Marina, but she goes through a table. Thumb tacks, and weapons galore... Claudio also enters to help his stable. Cope & Jay White enter to even the odds. FTR win after Wheeler is piledriven into announce table.
-Post match, the fighting continues. The baby faces get a hold of Moxley and try to concerto him but Death Riders pull out their leader. The baby faces celebrate to end the show.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Im giving this some credit for the plyer in the nose spot and Marina taking a bump, but I had a lot of problems with this.
(3) Rush Answers Max Castor's Open Challenges, Squashes Castor
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Details:
-The Beast Mortos decisively defeats local talent.
-Max Castor walks in on Beast Mortos' victory celebration to begin his open challenge segment. Rush's music hits.
-Rush squashes Max Castor.
-Post match, Rush cut a promo, asking Beast Mortos what's been wrong and to remember that they are family.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I like this segment in a vacuum because I l like Castor & Rush, but the stop and go booking for LFI hurts the product. NXT have been so consistent with their storylines, this is the opposite.
(4) Outrunners Defeated By Learning Tree and Saved From Post Match Attack By Bandido
Participants:
Details:
-Outrunners are interviewed backstage and respond to Jericho's challenge.
-Big Bill interferes to help Jericho & Keith defeat the Outrunners.
-Post match, Big Bill attacks the Outrunners. As the Learning Tree break out the table, Bandido enters to make the save.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: The part with Bill going to town on the Outrunners was fine, but Bandido’s big hero saves haven’t been landing hard.
(5) Kyle Fletcher & Mark Briscoe Talk About Upcoming Match
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Details:
-Video package has Fletcher & Briscoe cutting promos on next Saturday's match. Fletcher wants to avenge Continental Classic loss.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Not excited for this match. Sounds like a job for Mark Briscoe.
(6) Okada Still Won't Give Matthews a Title Shot... Matthews Again Calls Him a B*TCH
Participants:
Details:
-Okada is being interview backstage when Matthews rolls over and again asks about a Continental title match. Okada tells Matthews he doesn't deserve it. Matthews once again calls Okada a bitch and walks off. Okada says he's not a bitch.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Kind of a repeat of last week's segment… I liked this last week but not as much this week.
(7) Harley Gets Huge Upset Win Over Taya Valkyrie
Participants:
Details:
-Harley Cameron defeats Taya. Deonna is shown backstage walking and is furious. Taya is also furious in the ring.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Decent looking match. Taya did as good a job as you can trying to get Harley over. She’s on the rise. Hard work paying off it seems.
(8) Ricochet Sees No Threat In Swerve As Two Have Intense Meeting
Participants:
Details:
-Rene sit down interview with Ricochet. Ricochet explains that all the fans that told him he belonged in AEW then turned their backs on him. Swerve also joined in on the hate. Ricochet says the scissors to Swerve's head wasn't just for Swerve, it was for everybody. Swerve crashes the interview and has a talk with Ricochet. Ricochet says that ever since Hangman took Swerve's grill, he just aint a threat. Swerve proceeds to quickly pull Ricochet's scissors out of Ricochet's pocket and places it on Ricochet's throat. Dramatic stare off ends the segment.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: I liked Ricochet’s explanation for turning on the fans… Swerve crashing the interview was a nice surprise. I liked the tension. Especially liked Ricochet saying that Swerve isn’t the same since being humiliated by Hangman.
(9) Toni Storm Cuts Dramatic Promo Declaring She'll End Mariah May
Participants:
Details:
-Toni Storm cuts promo on stage, admitting she was pretending to be Toni Storm for the last 6 weeks. She explains that when Mariah took everything from her, she had to run away from herself, but the only way out was through the fire. She calls Mariah a Pussy Faced Fraud and a Shambolic Bitch. She refutes Mariah's accusation that she "isn't real" and says Mariah's time is up.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: The crowd was dead silent giving all their attention… I guess this is wrestling now🤷♂️. The fans are enthralled and entertained so what can i say?
(10) Mercedes Still Won't Accept Harley's Challenge
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Rene
Details:
-Harley is interviewed backstage outside Mercedes' locker room. Harley does ventriloquism with a Mercedes doll. Mercedes enters, acknowledges that Harley is entertaining but also calls her a loser, once again refusing Harley's challenge.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Harley really working hard. Maybe the hardest working woman in show business!
(11) Daniel Garcia Survives Triple Threat to Retain TNT Title
Participants:
Details:
-Video package has Daniel Garcia, Undisputed Kingdom & Lee Moriarty cutting promos before tonight's TNT Title match.
-TNT Title Triple Threat: Lee Moriarty vs Daniel Garcia vs O'Reilly... Shane Taylor's help from the outside not enough to help Lee Moriarty win TNT Title. Daniel Garcia retains.
-Post match, STP surround Garcia & O'Reilly. 2point0 & Undisputed Kingdom send STP running.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👊
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Theyre really trying with this feud between these three stables. Even giving them review video packages. I know TK loves all these guys, and so do I, but the feud got off to a bad start with the jaw jacking angle with DADDY MAGIC at commentary. I love STP, but it’s been hard to care about this “3-Way feud.”
(12) Rosa & Penelope Cut Promos on Upcoming Match
Participants:
Rosa, Penelope
Details:
-Video Package has Rosa & Penelope cutting promos over stock footage.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 1/2 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Fine. I’ll give this a chance. Let’s see if Rosa can get Penelope over somehow.
(13) Hologram Has Superpowers
Participants:
Details:
-Video Package shows Hologram walking down the street, apparently with superpowers.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👍
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: 😆
(14) Megan Bayne Defeats Jobber In AEW Singles Debut
Participants:
Peripheral Participants:
Hyena Hera
Details:
-Megan Bayne defeats jobber.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: No words? Nuthin?
(15) Action & Lio Are On Vacation... Won't Show Up Just To Answer Top Flight's Challenge
Participants:
Details:
-Lio & Action are cutting a promo off site answering Top Flight's challenge. They say they weren't gonna be there this week and weren't going to show up just for Top Flight
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: Nice job. Lio and Action will come back whenever they want, and the audience will completely forget about all this… And good to know these two would rather kick it on the beach than worry about their careers.
(16) Statlander Offers Willow Apology But Willow "Just Needs To Work on Herself Right Now"
Participants:
Details:
-Backstage, Lexi mediates meeting between Statlander and Willow. Statlander apologizes for all the bad things she's done to Willow. Willow says she just wants to focus on herself right now.
🌪️REVIEWS🌪️
Kayhan TheMalapertSmark - 👎
➡️COMMENTS⬅️
⭐️Kayhan: What the heck is this? Why are they doing this. It’s so weird. Like yeah, i’m sorry for being such a horrible person and putting you through hell. If i was Willow i’d be like “F You!”. Willow too nice.
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Other:
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(A) Video package celebrates the career of Daniels.
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